Sunday, September 13, 2009

WHO THE HELL IS JACOB ANDERSON?

Breaking news! This blog was featured in yesterday's Guardian and apparently this site is completely run by Jacob Anderson, which is news to us because we have never heard of this person until this article. So who the hell is Jacob Anderson?

This mystery leaves us with two very important questions:

17 comments :

jason said...

Like all modern news sources they make stuff up.

John said...

Looks like Dolemite to me.

Anonymous said...

Jacob Anderson is that butt-horn mandroid from the future sent back in time to unwittingly become Ghouls father.

analogassailant said...

Jacob Anderson has an awesome bull whip collection

Anonymous said...

http://twitter.com/Jacobanderson3d


seems like a generic douche

Ghoul Skool said...

NOOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

Search your feelings young Ghoul, you know this to be true.

Anonymous said...

For some strange reason I had been thinking about Rudy Raymore for the past few days. Thank you for reading my mind.

Anonymous said...

BITCH! Are you for real?

Anonymous said...

AVENGING DISCO GODFATHER! - I used to own that movie on VHS! YEEEESS!

Anorak said...

I was once billed in the MSM as the "scion of malt loaf dynasty". I;m not...

www.anorak.co.uk

Johnny Dee said...

Sorry about that. Head malfunction. I love you though whoever you are.

Teri O said...

who are you then? let me know so I can get a correction in the Guardian!

Future Schlock said...

Johnny Dee & Teri O-

Emails were sent Saturday to the Guardian technology editor and corrections desk with all the relevant information for a correction.

everythingisterriblefund@gmail.com

Pip Harper said...

Hey Johnny Dee,

Perhaps you should, I don't know, change it? Or make a correction. A blog apology ain't much, guy.

Heather said...

Butthorn!111!

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