R.I.P. 2011: GUEST BLOGGERS

This year our Terrible family grew with the addition of the greatest guest bloggers on the entire web. They brought us some great videos in 2011, and we're looking forward to more from them...before the upcoming apocalypse, of course.

Aaron Valdez from Wreck & Salvage sent us on a laser mission.


Chris Ward from World of Ward Crap got us hot for the komputer tutor.


Cringevision aka Cringevenom explored the relationship between race and bad haircuts.


Operator Overload's rainbow sponges got taken down, so we got a talk from Doc instead:


Paul Kersey Jr. found another stupid alien thing to befriend your child.


Rich Juzwiak from fourfour introduced to the newest dance craze.


J Dobbs, one of our Found Footage Battle Royale contestants, gave us some gym time with Spider-Man.


Zena Grey, our Battle Royale Grand Champion, answered your questions about menopause.


And a special thanks to our friends at the Cinefamily, who not only hosted Everything is Festival and other live events, but they also brought us a week long Mondo Super Hero Mix.

We are always on the lookout for new guest bloggers, so if you think you've got what it takes, contact us at whatsupeit at gmail.com. Just put "I Wanna be a Guest Blogger" in the subject, include a few links to your videos, and maybe you can be the next great Terrible Guest Blogger!

HOT FOR KOMPUTER TUTOR

Let me get this out of the way first, gang: guest blogging for Everything Is Terrible, for me, is about the single greatest honor a complete waste of a man such as myself has ever received short of winning a wagon full of Archway cookies on the Bozo show. So let’s get to it. I was surprised at a few things after I made this video. FIRST: according to my mother, Kim Komando is still a force to be reckoned with on the technology scene. I always assumed that her “jazzing up documents” would have lost her some serious points with the Silicon Valley crowd. SECOND: It doesn’t matter what she says, I WILL LISTEN. Change my document margins? She’s right, you know: “It’s almost, like, why bother?” THIRD: I have a crazy, crazy crush on Kim Komando because she’s right: a blue screen is like a big, blank piece of paper I can put inside my typewriter. And if anyone’s going to disillusion me about Ed McMahon’s practice of merging form letters like “ramps onto a freeway,” I’d rather it be the soft, supple voice of Kim Komando instead of Leo Laporte. Wouldn’t you?

- Chris Ward from World of Ward Crap

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: CHRIS WARD

Today's guest blogger is Chris Ward, formerly at Worst Cartoons Ever and currently at World of Ward Crap. You might remember him from these two little gems.

Now he's back with tales of corporate compliance...


...and a blatant rip-off of Leprechaun in the Hood.

JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE STEREOTYPES

Via Worst Cartoons Ever.