Monday, July 25, 2011

3 MINUTE HEAVY METAL SUMMER

Canadian teenagers team up with a bunch of Heavy Metalers (and a guy in a bear suit) to fight for the good of Weewankah State Park against a corrupt businessman who wants to turn it into a pesticide factory. Featuring a surprise cameo by Ted Nugent (AKA "The Nuge")

17 comments :

Phineas said...

It's strange seeing Ted Nugent in a movie that takes a decidedly anti-business stance. Just wait 'til his pals at Fox News see this!

Ravenhallow said...

Honestly, I'm amazed the Nuge didn't sneak up on the bear-suited babe and bag her with a compound bow.

blurboy said...

Is that Lisa from Freddy's Revenge? Is she exclusively attracted to stonewashed homosexuals?

Anonymous said...

I think that last line qualifies this for a "furries" tag.

Mad Flows Grishnackh said...

Heavy Metal Madness!

joshcon80 said...

@blurboy- It totally IS Lisa from Nightmare 2. She's in all the great movies.

derek said...

FKN METAL

Anonymous said...

Ted Nugent was there to kill all the liberal environmentalists that were trying to stop toxic waste from being dumped in the park.

Anything for fiscal responsibility.

Oslo, Norway said...

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. It was terribly goddamn awful!

Anonymous said...

It's like Ernest Goes to Camp meets Twisted Sister...

nate said...

everyone's always hatin' on the pesticide factory...

Anonymous said...

!!!!

oh my goodness is that the secretary from Twin Peaks??? the one Andy is in love with? i forget her character's name.
i think it must be.
anyone?

theneedledrop said...

I came.

Trish said...

That background music is almost as metal as that one "Kids Incorporated" clip from a while back.

Turkey Vulture said...

Your summer isn't truly heavy metal until the Huge Nuge shows up.

commandercool said...

I want this remade, but with cross-dressing Scandinavian heavy metallers instead of effeminate eighties heavy metallers. The rest of the movie can stay EXACTLY as is.

Fart Face said...

I watch a ton of bad 80's movies. This looks like a heavy weight champion. Whenever you have punk rockers, "heavy metalers," or the club scenesters your off to a good start.

Add to that a guy in bear costume doing motorcycle stunts and we have a classic.