Thursday, July 07, 2011

3 MINUTE LEGEND OF THE DESERT BIGFOOT

A Christian bigfoot movie.


Or is it?!?

18 comments :

Mr. Tastee said...

Ah. Noir at its finest.

Anonymous said...

"i dont know i'm apache"

what a dick

Trish said...

So... does Bigfoot count as a Christian Furry? Cause even if not, this is still confusing as heck.

Anonymous said...

Christian Bigfoot?

Christfoot?

Ravenhallow said...

Kid, you're in the turret of the fucking Millenium Falcon, shoot the goddamn gorilla and stop screaming.

Dragon Sound said...

Holy crap, that kid is a dead ringer for Lucas in "The Wizard." It's not him, but I can picture him saying "I love the Desert Bigfoot. It's so bad."

John said...

Not to be confused with the Charles B. Pierce classic The Legend of Boggy Creek.

Sean Doyle said...

A Christian bigfoot movie? With no bigfoot? Is there nothing that Christians will not steal from us before subsequently ruining?

Anonymous said...

Actually, that movie didn't look that bad. Just because it was produced by some fundies doesn't mean it's unwatchable.

Anonymous said...

I was expecting the Bigfoot porn to make an appearance towards the end. What gives, EIT?

Anonymous said...

Starring Franken Muniz, made from the parts of failed Frankie Muniz clones.

Payo said...

That gorilla would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Johnnycakes said...

the lines "you smell it, boy? you smell the bigfoot?" sound like they were lifted from a very non-christian-bigfoot kind of movie.

Chernigov4 said...

Hey Jake?


....Jesus, man.

Anonymous said...

I love the Everything is Terrible logo subtly masked over the Last Chance Detectives splash screen.

Anonymous said...

forced to watch this during library time in 6th grade at the christian school i went to hahah
acctually entertaining at the time
no fucking clue why they were "last chance " detectives.

Anonymous said...

It's okay, it's not bigfoot, only a fucking GORILLA.

Anonymous said...

"Bigfoot Is Real"
http://weirdanimalreport.com/comment/46972#comment-46972