Ah. Noir at its finest.
"i dont know i'm apache" what a dick
So... does Bigfoot count as a Christian Furry? Cause even if not, this is still confusing as heck.
Kid, you're in the turret of the fucking Millenium Falcon, shoot the goddamn gorilla and stop screaming.
Holy crap, that kid is a dead ringer for Lucas in "The Wizard." It's not him, but I can picture him saying "I love the Desert Bigfoot. It's so bad."
Not to be confused with the Charles B. Pierce classic The Legend of Boggy Creek.
A Christian bigfoot movie? With no bigfoot? Is there nothing that Christians will not steal from us before subsequently ruining?
Actually, that movie didn't look that bad. Just because it was produced by some fundies doesn't mean it's unwatchable.
I was expecting the Bigfoot porn to make an appearance towards the end. What gives, EIT?
Starring Franken Muniz, made from the parts of failed Frankie Muniz clones.
That gorilla would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
the lines "you smell it, boy? you smell the bigfoot?" sound like they were lifted from a very non-christian-bigfoot kind of movie.
Hey Jake?....Jesus, man.
I love the Everything is Terrible logo subtly masked over the Last Chance Detectives splash screen.
forced to watch this during library time in 6th grade at the christian school i went to hahahacctually entertaining at the timeno fucking clue why they were "last chance " detectives.
It's okay, it's not bigfoot, only a fucking GORILLA.
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