Wednesday, July 20, 2011

LEARN TO FLIRT

Eye contact, dummy!

11 comments :

Lew Ojeda said...

Swear to God, the first thing I thought of is: SCTV's Catherine O'Hara could mimic this character in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

play more of this i was learning

FreshSeanyD said...

Ernest is definitely a paid actor planted in the audience, but Melvin was genuinely -and appropriately- scared shitless by that harpy's shrill role-playing. I imagine that, when she flirts, she starts out as the seductively smooth talking local art gallery patron, and if that doesn't work, then she becomes a no nonsense bitch that demands an immediate public screw.

Phineas said...

Without eye-fucking, there is no flirtation.

Ravenhallow said...

Every good video has a formula!

ThefilmBug said...

Where in the name of kitsch do you find this shit??
Like the head cheese art on the wall at 1:31.

Lazlo H. said...

Melvin doesn't need lessons. He's a straight-up player.

cthulu'ss dad said...

amazing blouses

Anonymous said...

Oh... I always thought eye contact was a challenge to my dominance. No longer will I bear my teeth, jump on the nearest table and start screaming.

You know, unless that's her thing.

Anonymous said...

I never understood these videos teaching women how to flirt. Most straight men are attracted to any woman who has a vagina and a pulse.

Warner Carter said...

At that point you can text back and onward about the fun things you might carry on during your small adventure. Or, if it's a woman you're with, that you were being playful with before you left for work, you can say something like: how to flirt with a girl over text