HEARTFUL HORROR MELODY!

Have a terrifying Music Monday lil ghoulies!

3-MINUTE RAW FORCE!

R.I.P. 2011: WRONG MAN (FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE INTERN-THING)

In some ways, this is the year I became a man.

I learned how to smack myself to lose weight:


I learned that only pastors should touch you before marriage:


I learned that certain types of flies can turn you into a zombie:


I learned how dangerous biker mice can be:


I learned that John Ritter fucking hated us all:


And most importantly, I learned absolutely nothing:


Happy End of Days, everyone!

THE BUG CHILL

I've always said "The Big Chill" would have been better with zombies controlled by killer flies... and now I have proof.



In memory of Halloween 2011.

ZOMBIE WORKOUT (PLUS 2-MINUTE DEATH SPA!)

I need to lose some weight if I'm going to fit into my Dolph costume this year.

Here's some zombies working out:



Special thanks to Bob Konow of Chicago for that one.

And now for some 2-Minute Death Spa...



Happy Halloween everybody!

POOL PARTY!!!!!!!

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth, dispensing safety tips.