Tuesday, October 26, 2010

ZOMBIE WORKOUT (PLUS 2-MINUTE DEATH SPA!)

I need to lose some weight if I'm going to fit into my Dolph costume this year.

Here's some zombies working out:



Special thanks to Bob Konow of Chicago for that one.

And now for some 2-Minute Death Spa...



Happy Halloween everybody!

18 comments :

Kit O'Connell said...

"Does that suggest anything?"

Brilliant editing.

Mark said...

I'm Beta, you're VHS.

Ravenhallow said...

Those poor zombies, they trusted that bimbo with their fitness!

First Killer Workout, now Death Spa.. is there a whole genre of killer tanning bed movies I'm unaware of?

Nate said...

v. Zombie Workout: Just when I thought I had seen it all, THE INTERNET comes along and shoves this under my nose...

v. Death Spa: Fuck this computer shit! *BANG* man I bet this movie is fantastic!

Sorbus said...

I'd watch both the videos... Nice work!

Anonymous said...

I love ANYTHING with zombies in it!

...uh...well, I USED to love anything with zombies in it...

facerfitz said...

No moments with horror icon Ken Foree made it into this version!!!

Russ said...

OK, everybody into the pool.. Suckers!

I. don't. get. it.

J.R. Herbaugh said...

The mix of toxic thrift-store makeup and chlorine gave them chemical burns.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the zombies would be less murderous if she didn't berate their self-esteem.

Pudding said...

"Why are you so full of hate."

Anonymous said...

Sucks to be whoever has to clean the pool.

Marty said...

The shower tiles got so hot at the sight of all that boobage that they just started shooting everywhere. That scene was just grout-tuitous!!

nobrainDOTdk said...

cronenberg's timeless epic

Hizzout said...

I still have my VHS copy of Death Spa! I haven't seen it though in a long time...time to dig it out of the boxes.

Heather said...

So much awesome in "Death Spa"!

-"I'm beta; you're VHS."
-Impressive blinking gadgets for "security purposes!"
-Jason Patric lookalike!
-Explosions!
-General mayhem!

-exclamation marks!

Chris said...

Fuck this computer shit! *BANG*

I think that will be my IT Department's new moto!

Kyle said...

I saw the trailer for this on my VHS copy of Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer! Was wondering when it'd show up here.

Thaaaanks!