Thursday, October 28, 2010

SEE YA IN HELL!

I hope everybody remembered to restock their Jack Chick catalog. Halloween is the busy season.

16 comments :

Porcine Drone said...

Michael Sera No!!!

John said...

Way to rip off some scenes from other films.

Event Horizon (First burning scene)
Contact (The Heaven scene)
I want to throw Spawn in there but I suppose it's not the only film to feature a hell worm hole. And it pretty much sucked.

Anonymous said...

"Burning forever! Forever burning!" instantly triggered "Dope forever! Forever loaded!" Guess I know where I'm going....

Anonymous said...

haha! Humans really are easily deceived...BY RELIGION! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...tell me more about this all-forgiving, endlessly compassionate God of Love and Mercy...and the place of ENDLESS EXCRUTIATING BURNING TORMENT he created for folks that dis' him.

@John...I also saw "What Dreams May Come" and "The Frighteners"

Anonymous said...

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT!!!!

Phineas86 said...

This doesn't add up. If that was hell, where were all the Jews and Chinese people?

Davebill said...

Holy shit, I've seen this one before! I remember watching it on TBN and laughing my ass off a long time ago.

The 9th Sage said...

Wow, the trip to Heaven sure looks like a Stargate trip.

Pudding said...

So, the two greatest sins are getting high for the first time, and being a paunchy guy flipping through channels.

Well, I know I've learned something from this video.

Victor Serge said...

So, I live well for my 70 or so years on earth, and I go to heaven for all eternity? I try heroin or scratch my crotch watching football, and I face CGI demons for all eternity? Seems a little unfair either way. At least with Hinduism you get more than one try.

Ravenhallow said...

I had "Heaven for Hellions" by Take No Damage stuck in my head the whole time I watched this. It made the video just a little less awful. Just a little.

Anonymous said...

I think I'd rather drown a litter of puppies then have to watch this entire movie.

Anonymous said...

I like how that one guy's all "Heaven-sweet!" and then God's all "PSYCHE!"

Anonymous said...

I thought Spawn was a pretty good movie!

Casey said...

"God is real...HORRIBLY real!"