Monday, October 18, 2010

STARE HARDER AT YOUR TV

24 comments :

Christopher said...

OKAY! THE MAGIC EYE WE GET IT JESUS CHRIST!

How long was that theme song? 8 or 9 minutes, right? Fuck.

So was this just a VHS tape of Magic Eye puzzles set to elevator music?

(the original) Nate said...

Hey can you see it? You gotta see it!
You really gotta see it come on, give it a try!
Hey do you see it? Can you believe it?
There's nothing like lookin' through the magic eyyyyye.

Hey you can do it. There's nothin' to it.
A brand new way to view a 3d world go bye (or maybe buy?)

Hey you can do it. We'll help you through it.
There's nothin' like lookin' through the magic eyyyyyye.

Oooo it's outrageous. Oooo it's contagious.
Greater than your wildest dreeeeams *wildest dreee-ee-eeams*
Oooo its like magic, and whats more, its the coolest thing that you've never seeeeeeeeen.

I mean...

Hey can you see it? You gotta see it.
You've really gotta see it come on give it a tryyyy!
Hey do you see it? Can you believe it?
There's nothing like looking through the magic eyyyye!
There's nothing like lookin' through the magic eyyyye!
Nothin' like looking through the maaaagiiic eeeyyyyeeeee!

Hey can you see it? You gotta see it!
You really gotta see it come on give it a try!
Hey do you see it? Can you believe it?
There's nothin like lookin' through the magic eyyye!
Nothin like lookin through the magic eyyye!
Nothin' like lookin through the maaagiiiccc eeeeeyyyyeeee!



...And then, a 3d magic eye stays on your screen for what, 2 minutes? OMG boring! Love the porno soundtrack to listen to while you strain your eyes at the TV, though.

django747 said...

Never understood what the shit I was supposed to be staring at in those Magic Eye things. Music's pretty chill in this vid.

Jess said...

It's a... strangely angular cheetah?

John said...

It's a sail boat!

Anonymous said...

Oh, you dumb bastard...It's a schooner!

Renee of the Fae said...

Wow. Haven't thought about those in a while. I loves me some Magic Eye! My sister used to get frustrated because I'd just fly right through them, and it would take her forever to see something, anything! No wonder I've been wearing glasses since the second grade.

Anonymous said...

I stared really hard, and than I realized somebody put the everything is terrible logo in that last one!!!

OMGZ

Anonymous said...

Nothing better than staring into a grainy ass 90's VHS tape. I swear to god these gave me floaters.

Uncle Staple said...

i could never do these things. notonce, ever. consequently i don't beleive in them and think that everyone who says they can see something is just lying so they won't feel stupid.

Anonymous said...

My mom bought me one of those calendars for Christmas when I was a kid and I could never see anything. What a shitty present.

mitch said...

The only people who bought this video were drug addicts.

Ravenhallow said...

My brain hurts now, dammit. And two people beat me to the Mallrats jokes. Fuck.

Anonymous said...

It is the greatest thing you've never seen because NO ONE CAN SEE THESE FUCKERS.

Chickengirl said...

these things were completely pointless, as Uncle Staple said, you could find whatever the hell you wanted to see in these stupid things. I never saw anything in them.

you know what were fun puzzle books tho? Those I Spy picture books

and that video was so confusing..flying TV dinners!?!?

J.R. Herbaugh said...

Light some candles, grab your Magic Eye book, and put on Pure Moods.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

Richard Whittall said...

Wait, this isn't an ad for Buddhism directed at children?

Joe said...

looks like they spent their budget entirely on that rad intro

Hemlock said...

CLIP ART IN SPAAAAAAAACE

Library Playground said...

Was this the same voice and animation team that did "Saved by the Bell"

justinDURDEN said...

New ringtone.

Jesse said...

A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!

Kit O'Connell said...

Why is there a flying tv dinner?

Anonymous said...

its a goddamn camel or horse...

The music at the end is badass...anybody know where I could find/download more like it?