Monday, October 25, 2010

WATCH OUT KIDS!



*From the VHS collection of James Lawrence of Albuquerque

25 comments :

a said...

demonic first post love

(the original) Nate said...

WOW C.G., you outdid yourself with the editing this time.

And I bet you let Glen's segment roll without any editing necessary. What a freak!
"I was married to the little girl and there was a lot of sexual abuse"? You gotta be ultra right wing christian to count holding hands as sexual abuse. I think anything you do before you are old enough to realize the rationality of it absolves you of your deed.

Lastly, did that guy taste the air like a reptile at 2:25

Second lastly, why is it the Christians always have the coolest, scariest, most imaginative pictures of the occult?

Anonymous said...

Fuck...

Christians, keep your damn hands off my HALLOWEEN!!!

Christopher said...

I think Dr. Hale here should've just stuck to making Tripolydine.

My favorite thing about these videos is when they actually cut to footage of the deadly Satanists and it's six of the least threatening dorks you can imagine frolicking in the woods.

Did the Manson Family ever dance around a maypole?

Phineas86 said...

Wait. Why were the Christians hanging out in the pagan temple?

Is that pagan trick where the pagans dress as Christians to try fool people using reverse psychology? If so, I've seen it done better...

J.R. Herbaugh said...

Don't let the bee costumes fool you.

Ravenhallow said...

Live, from Castlevania, it's the Baphomet Hour! I think the male host is secretly Dracula.

Henry_Slinkman said...

Thoughts:
1) This was a series?
2) From my experience, pagans seem to be more realistic than fundamentalists. My brother is wiccan, and as he was showing me how he did up his ritual corner even he admitted that the tools aren't necessarily "magic", but are merely tangible items to represent and bring out the parts of your inner self.
3) Ann Landers is a cat. Fucking awesome.

Captcha: "deder", as in "This film makes my brain go 'der-de-der'."

Jonathan said...

How come no Christian groups ever tried to recruit ME with drug and sex parties in high school?

wv: cinrelbi n. the trashy girl one invites over for the depressing desperate three-way: always runs away just before midnight

Anonymous said...

Yup. The interview with that guy was completely real. I'm now convinced that Halloween is dangerous.
Really, if you're gonna go there, at least have the decency to get a decent actor and a halfway believable script.

Anonymous said...

Lol, "Punkins." That's fantastic.

Anonymous said...

I borrowed this tape from my church library when I was little and felt guilty about celebrating halloween for years. for shame, pagan invasion.
P.S. PUNKINS!!!

Anonymous said...

I watched this video while shuffling my new pack of tarot cards. The irony kills me.
So our neighborhoods are full of roving bands of Satanist children? Wow. o_o

Anonymous said...

...and why is Olivia Newton John slumming it with these weasels?
PUNKINS@

ThefilmBug said...

@Jonathan. I guess you never ran into any Baptists.

Stephanie said...

I was forced to watch this in school! I can't believe that it's still out there. I hated it then and I hate it now. Wish I could get my hands on it for free to show my friends why it's such an accomplishment that I'm normal.

Richard Whittall said...

Personal highlight: the man with the awkward, between sentence lizard tongue flick. Some things you can't teach.

Anonymous said...

i feel like a video about how halloween is immoral is funny enough on its own, why did you do all of the stupid editing

Voracious_Boot said...

It's the lady from Jeremiah Films' "Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged"!!! Oh, I *love* her. She so cray-cray.

Also, I see she can't find any original Pagan footage. They just reuse all the pagan/druid ritual footage in every anti-pagan movie they make. I like it when the Pagans dress like badgers & frogs & chase each other.

I'm a Wiccan and haven't found and people to do that with me. Anyone in the Long Island area keen on that?

Anonymous said...

I used to have neighbors like these people. They'd spaz out like it was The Wickerman... I just wanted some fucking candy.

WHERE WERE THESE SEX AND DRUG PARTIES?

GIVE US THE SEX AND DRUG PARTIES AND WE WON'T SACRIFICE PEOPLE

Jesse said...

I think Det. Kurt Jackson should have stayed in the Sabotage video, where he belongs.

Victor Serge said...

Love the editing, good job EIT.

Anon, personally I would've sacrificed people to get invited to sex and drug parties. Instead I went to my friend's church's youth group. There they told me the Smurfs were occult. Why do Christians have to tear down everything that's good and true in the world?

Uncle Staple said...

i like how Det. Kurt Jackson has to work himself up to lie about people being sacrificed.

Joe said...

man the pagans have the raddest title sequences!

Anonymous said...

This series is called "Pagan Invasion" You can watch the whole thing on youtube, it's pretty awful. Not only do they attack Halloween, they attack Christmas as well in a series called "The Unwrapping of Christmas".

I guess some people just have to suck the fun out of EVERYTHING, don't they?