Tuesday, August 17, 2010

SOMETHING SMELLS TERRIBLE

My grandmother had an entire guest bedroom FILLED TO THE CEILING with this shit. To this day, I can't smell roses.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL IS COMING TO ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO THIS THURSDAY!

16 comments :

Anonymous said...

Mary Kay watches you

Valisk said...

i almost thought i was watching being john malkovich

Fragrance?
Fragrance fragrance, .. Fragrance!
Fraaaa grance.. fragrance fragrance fragrance fragrance.

John said...

Will you be traveling in a pink caddy on the rest of your journey?

John Wesely said...

Classic.

Vitória said...

I like how the lazy ass husband is happy that now his wife, in addition to cleaning the house and being "a full time mom", is selling cheap perfume to make more money. You hear that, underachieving housewives?!

Now seriously, who the fuck buys that Mary Kay shit nowadays?

Fat 'n Boring said...

I had never realized how fucking creepy Mary Kay herself is, in the flesh. She has the whole "creepy clown" thing, going on.
"Yes, Georgie. We float! And when you're down here with me..YOU'LL FLOAT IN FRAGRANT TOILET WATER, TOO!"

Jess said...

... to see that every time you wore this, that you felt totally luxury-ous? Not luxurious. Luxury..... ous.

Anonymous said...

VERY WISE A YOUR DAD GEORGIE, VERY WISE INDEED

Anonymous said...

Watching this video made me feel luxurious. Look my phone is ringing, maybe she's calling me too...the answer if you were wondering is...yes...

fupu said...

Fat 'n Boring said: "I had never realized how fucking creepy Mary Kay herself."

Wait, that was Mary Kay?? I thought they spliced in footage of Dame Edna or that Keeping Up Appearances lady.

The Eagle's Tears said...

Well, if it's good enough to get such glowing approval from an overweight Michael Gross, it's gotta be close to perfect.

Anonymous said...

what the hell does selling makeup have to do with religion??
also, that one black lady needs to go to the dentist yesterday.

Anonymous said...

God really should come in fifth or sixth, not first.

Heather said...

I feel totally luxurious when I wear my fragrance.

As a mother of five, I should mention that my fragrance is a combination of baby vomit and taco seasoning. And sometimes deodorant. On a good day.

Anonymous said...

I had a friend in college who used to sell Mary Kay. I bought something from her out of pity.

Anonymous said...

I worked in Mary Kay's Corporate headquarters as an Executive Assistant. It was creepy from day one! They didn't like you asking a lot of questions about the company and had her creepy picture displayed on all 14 floors of the building. It's a cult over there and I walked off the job! hahahahaha