My grandmother had an entire guest bedroom FILLED TO THE CEILING with this shit. To this day, I can't smell roses.
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010
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Mary Kay watches you
i almost thought i was watching being john malkovich
Fragrance?
Fragrance fragrance, .. Fragrance!
Fraaaa grance.. fragrance fragrance fragrance fragrance.
Will you be traveling in a pink caddy on the rest of your journey?
Classic.
I had never realized how fucking creepy Mary Kay herself is, in the flesh. She has the whole "creepy clown" thing, going on.
"Yes, Georgie. We float! And when you're down here with me..YOU'LL FLOAT IN FRAGRANT TOILET WATER, TOO!"
... to see that every time you wore this, that you felt totally luxury-ous? Not luxurious. Luxury..... ous.
VERY WISE A YOUR DAD GEORGIE, VERY WISE INDEED
Watching this video made me feel luxurious. Look my phone is ringing, maybe she's calling me too...the answer if you were wondering is...yes...
Fat 'n Boring said: "I had never realized how fucking creepy Mary Kay herself."
Wait, that was Mary Kay?? I thought they spliced in footage of Dame Edna or that Keeping Up Appearances lady.
Well, if it's good enough to get such glowing approval from an overweight Michael Gross, it's gotta be close to perfect.
what the hell does selling makeup have to do with religion??
also, that one black lady needs to go to the dentist yesterday.
God really should come in fifth or sixth, not first.
I feel totally luxurious when I wear my fragrance.
As a mother of five, I should mention that my fragrance is a combination of baby vomit and taco seasoning. And sometimes deodorant. On a good day.
I had a friend in college who used to sell Mary Kay. I bought something from her out of pity.
I worked in Mary Kay's Corporate headquarters as an Executive Assistant. It was creepy from day one! They didn't like you asking a lot of questions about the company and had her creepy picture displayed on all 14 floors of the building. It's a cult over there and I walked off the job! hahahahaha
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