Monday, August 02, 2010

THE PHONE DID IT...



But which one? So many suspicious looking phones! Seriously, is there a less menacing object than a phone? Look for the sequel, Murder By Three Hole Punch, coming soon!

CHAPEL HILL! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT THE VARSITY THEATRE! 9:30PM!

25 comments :

Anonymous said...

JOHN HOUSEMAN NOOOOOOO oh wait a minute I have to take a call *click* hello? [beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep SHAZAM!]

Anonymous said...

so it shoots thunder from the phone? Thats genius!

paulo said...

Then who was phone??

John Zak said...

Paulo.. You're getting too close. beep beep beep beepbeepBEEPBEEPBEEP

Anonymous said...

That is what AT&T is doing to people who are "holding is wrong."

derek said...

dammit paulo you beat me to it!

Anonymous said...

This is why I screen my calls.

ianwissman said...

Someone keeps picking up the phone every time I'm trying to login to my fucking NetZero!

marlowe said...

thank you monsters once again. When will you make it to prague?

Ravenhallow said...

Goddamn telemarketers, they come up with new tricks every day.

Anonymous said...

awwwwww man, now I totally want to see this movie

curse you EIT for playing clips of awesome B movies that aren't on dvd!

Anonymous said...

this kind of reminds me of that Stephen King book "Cell"

Fat 'n Boring said...

I'll have what's she's having.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness caller ID fixed all this. Whenever I get a call from Phone, Murderous I just let it go to the answering machine.

The Eagle's Tears said...

That really looks like the best movie ever...

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the good folks over at 2600 have seen this?

Mene Tekel said...

Want to blow out your ears with thunder? There's an app for that.

Victor Serge said...

Is this filmed in Toronto? The first scene looked like Yonge subway station, I'm pretty sure I've passed that 'Please Hold Handrail' sign. No exploding telephones, though plenty of non-working telephones.

Anonymous said...

It would have been better if they had used Shemp Howard's "eebeebeebeebee" instead.

InuitInua said...

Before the blood starting leaking out of her face, my first thought seeing the girl shake was "literal phone sex."

michael said...

Holy shit! I've actually used that exact payphone!
Why am I alive?

Robodracula said...

"is there a less menacing object than a phone? "

someone hasnt seen Hausu, with the killer lampshade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBCMoDGGZU

Anonymous said...

BUT WHO WAS PHONE???!111

Anonymous said...

Well, I guess you can say that he...

was phone.

[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chris said...

Oh no that phone killed Sara Sidle!