Thursday, August 19, 2010

MORE NEW AGE ATROCITIES!

We've warned you here, and here before people! Maybe these two chuckleheads can get you to wake up... the New Age Movement is organized and it is (slowly) ruining us all!



Albuquerque! Come see us tonight (August 19th) at the Guild Cinema @ 9:15PM SHARP! It's gonna knock yer dicks off!

23 comments :

Ancient Weaver said...

Do you want to know more about the New Age Movement? Well, too bad, because all we're going to do is rant about the Clintons!

I'm sure this quality video goes on to tell about how Bill and Hillary murdered Vince Foster... FOR THE GLORY OF THE NEW AGE MOVEMENT!

mitch said...

I WON YOUR SOULLL

I WILL EAT IT

Anonymous said...

remember the outcry when Dubya claimed God wanted him to bomb the middle east?

John said...

Christians - Because Jesus died on a cross 2000 years ago, they must always be persecuted, even when they are not.

(Generalization)

Anonymous said...

I CURSE YOU

Anonymous said...

Win Souls Now! Redeem Them For Valuable Prizes Later!

Anonymous said...

Win fabulous souls!
WIN FABULOUS SOULS!

M.E. said...

Oh my stars- Al Gore in short shorts. He definitely has no soul.

Anonymous said...

You won't be laughing when the New World Order and the Lizardmen break into your house to steal your guns to power their energy crystals at the behest of the Illuminati!

Anonymous said...

"Too Hot for TV"??!!
"Earth-based religions??!!"

Greg M. said...

This video sure did save the day! Clinton and Gore were foiled in their attempts to obliterate Christianity and those Black Magic classes I had my eye on in high school were cancelled before I even got to enroll.

MrsBonBon said...

Are there any leader boards for the quest to win souls?

Mingnon said...

Christyans!

Anonymous said...

Hillary was talking to the ghost of Elenor Roosevelt?? TOO HOT FOR TV!

The Eagle's Tears said...

People really will believe anything you say if you just say it's TOO HOT FOR TV!

That, or they will masturbate furiously to it.

But that's JUST WHAT THE CLINTONS WANT!!!

Greg said...

Just joined Bill Clinton in deleting my facebook acct and am now exclusively on the Book of Souls. Now i share all my personal information as well as parts of my liver and spine with my new age brethren. all through online.

Anonymous said...

Why are they ignoring the real evils of the New Age movement: Yanni, Enya, and John Tesh?

I'm not forking over my soul while they continue to walk the Earth.

Anonymous said...

Crowley is LOLing in his grave right now.

Jesse said...

I suspect Canadians had something to do with this!

Fat 'n Boring said...

Pfft. Everyone knows that Jesus never warns when he's coming. He just says, "Oh, shit! That's good!" Then he asks you to get him a glass of water.

Anonymous said...

what is this Demon's Souls? we can gain souls?

Anonymous said...

Earth based religions?

anthony risola said...

christian mendacity=$