Monday, August 09, 2010

THE ARRIVAL

Your ancestors sold out to intergalactic scammers and now cosmic hipppies have come to raise your consciousness. Pretty standard stuff for evolving into a spiritual energy being of pure love oscillation...



Much, much more Unarius stuff coming soon!

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36 comments :

Melanie said...

dude. wtf?

Anonymous said...

Based on a true story.

Anonymous said...

I don't know... something tells me this might be a cult.

Anonymous said...

Many thanks to all of you EITs for posting this stuff. I learned two things from this video: 1) the Unarians are an alien race of glowing Hari Krishnas and sparkly floating drag queens 2) Ancient humans looked like Steve Carrell

John said...

I must have been wasted when I first saw this film. It was completely different but a hell of a lot weirder than this. It starred Charlie Sheen.

Anonymous said...

(SIGH) I told L. Ron not to drink the Water.

Anonymous said...

It's as if Ed Wood directed a Lady Gaga video sponsored by Scientology.

Destination A Go-Go said...

looks like someone was digging in the vaults.

Nice Choice D3
:)

scottc said...

The world would be a better place if we were all Unarians -- believing in the space brothers and traveling back to our earlier lives as part of the intergalactic brotherhood. Unarians would also sew and design their own sweet costumes from their home planets. And, of course, star in their own movies!

Anonymous said...

I do not believe... that which I am seeing!

Anonymous said...

Everyone hide your cave sons and cave husbands, the space cougars are coming!

 I got a cartoon dog as my avatar. said...

I'd board Art Carney's spaceship.

Ravenhallow said...

More Unarius?! Oh, Everything Is Terrible. You really do love me.

airplane said...

I have been sleeping to The Arrival every night for the past two weeks. Fantastic stuff to doze on at the end of a weed binge.

Fat 'n Boring said...

...Was that Steve Carell?

Nate said...

holy shit I NEED to eat some acid and watch this.

Based on a true story.

Anonymous said...

surprise! they just want to anal probe you

silly humans

Anonymous said...

I hope you can find and share video of the Space Cadillac:

http://www.unarius.org/spacecad/index.html

John said...

I gave the EIT people a bunch of Unarius videos when they were in Cleveland not too long ago and there was footage of the Space Cadillac in one of them.

Russ said...

Why does the caveman start making out with the old space lady? Man, he really is confused.

The Eagle's Tears said...

So it's Universal AND Interdimensional, and holds the belief that hippies and the Observers from MST3K wandered the earth 160,000 years ago? And everyone speaks English? Where do I sign?!

FireVampire said...

If I ever lose my mind, Unarius will be my space religion of choice.

Anonymous said...

The celestial grandmother had a very Charlotte Rae quality to her.

Valisk said...

I think the guy with the red stripes on his silver suit came back to earth and founded amway

Internet Lurker said...

The Lurker went to see these people. They are wonderfully super freaky. I have pics on the site.
Good choice as usual.
http://internetlurker.blogspot.com/2010/03/unarius-academy-of-science.html

Future Schlock said...

@John- Yup, we still have the tapes! We've been watching bits and pieces on the road and they are AMAZING. Be prepared Terriblites, there is much more to come!

@Internet Lurker- that's a hot tip dude. We might have to pay Uriel a visit too!

Voracious_Boot said...

Sooo... "Universal Wisdom" is a kindly old grandma lady with pink hair who causes seizures? I will stick with universal ignorance, thank you.

Hellbound Alleee said...

Hey, it's the Boy Crisis video!

Kit O'Connell said...

@Internet Lurker: Thanks for the info. Your write up and the Roadside America writeup were glorious.

I have a Unarius book -- or one from a very similar space cult -- in my collection.

royalten said...

That whole thing is incredibly camp

Anonymous said...

I think she must be the one that lays all the eggs.

Anonymous said...

Am I nuts or is that John Stamos?

Anonymous said...

the church of unaraus is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

"you will meet more of we brothers"
if these aliens are so advanced why do they use such lousy grammar?
that nutty old lady looks like Liberace's mom!

Leofan7 said...

Wow. Amazing film. Just one question, though. Where can I get one of those aluminum foil Adidas jumpsuits that Nolan Ryan was wearing?

xyearsinpurgatory said...

This was one of the awesome things about living in san diego growing up, Unarius videos on public access