Monday, August 23, 2010

SURE, WHY NOT AN EGG RAP?

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about eggs.

26 comments :

Anonymous said...

good God, was awful rapping already a fad for white people in the 80's? I thought that didn't start until at least 1989

Luke said...

I love the androgynous child in this video.

EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS

Anonymous said...

Eggs still got no love for the police, that's right, no eggs for that bacon.

Anonymous said...

I think this is the commercial David Cross was talking about in "The Pride is Back". No granny punch though = (

John said...

That kid was later found dead due to an overdose of salmonella.

Anonymous said...

Eggs, eggs, between my legs!

Son of Duane said...

Keamy makes good eggs...

no one can ever beat Keamy.

Destination A Go-Go said...

"Eggcellent" voice-over.

That kid is one mean.....

Anonymous said...

I don't know what's more unsettling - the implication that that kid could produce more than one voice at once or that his teeth appear to be made of solid steel.

Anonymous said...

Get me, I'm a rapper!

My name is Egg and I'm here to say,
I gets laid by the chickens most every day.
I gotta shell and I gotta yoke,
Eggs are super, that ain't a joke!

Kyle said...

A friend once asked me, "If I make a chicken omelette, am I killing two generations of chicken?"

On that note, how many chickens were aborted in the making of this video?

Digeridude said...

Fun fact: Eggs are unfertilized. They were never going to be chickens!

Anonymous said...

AYIYIYIYI EGGS!

scottwad said...

Why did someone else have to push the cake icing into his mouth. It had a pedo vibe or just felt weird.

Ravenhallow said...

But.. but.. I often cook without eggs! What have I been doing wrong all these years?!

Denki Boy said...

@Kyle

My wife makes rice bowls out of chicken and eggs, called oyakodon (parent-and-child donburi). Always thought the name was kind of morbid.

Nate said...

You can totally tell the kid is lip synching. I wouldnt have
(p)egged that for his voice, though.

Anonymous said...

Some bride's going to be really pissed that he ruined her cake.

Colleen said...

At the risk of being mercilessly mocked: it's actually quite easy to cook without eggs. It's called vegan food, and it's fuckin' delicious.


Also, that child is terrifying.

Fat 'n Boring said...

@Colleen: Take it elsewhere, hippy!

Anonymous said...

Muthafuckas act like we ain't BEEN coppin these eggs.

Heather said...

I have a sneaking suspicion that the kid was lipsynching.

Anonymous said...

Yes, eggs are unfertilized. They're more like chicken periods than chicken abortions. Avian menstruation.

hayley said...

eggs make your voice sound more mature

Anonymous said...

I just cooked without eggs and now I feel like a dipshit.

$t3voh lulz said...

Did anyone catch the N-word in this??

0:33 - "They're tricky-ass niggers"

Eggs are also apparently racist.