Wednesday, August 25, 2010

HOMESCHOOL HELL!

Part 3 in the ongoing series "Future Schlock's reasons to never have children"

30 comments :

N.dubs said...

I was homeschooled.
It was actually a lot like this...

Eric said...

Oh Jesus

Anonymous said...

They should go back to the kitchen.

closedmouth said...

A man wrote this.

Anonymous said...

I was home schooled (not for Religious reasons though)

it was my dad that taught me though

Anonymous said...

the jungle of homeschooling, its a jungle out there, not even Brooklyn can prepare you...

Voracious_Boot said...

Nothing could prepare me for the sheer amount of self-accepted sexism in that video.

Digeridude said...

I waz also homskooled.

Kyle said...

I was given an Evangelical homeschooling from 5th grade onward.

History: The '60s were rife with dirty, promiscuous, amoral hippies.

Science: Evolution? Pffffft.

Also: The U.S. is a CHRISTIAN nation, the adverse effects of DDT were greatly exaggerated, and logging companies are inherently responsible at managing resources.

This, coupled with practically no extracurricular activities and no sex ed. made for an interesting transition to college life.

I still struggle with social retardation. :|

scottwad said...

Brought to you by Kmart and their mom jeans line.

Heather said...

Homeschooling: The Musical, now playing over at Caleb's house, in the basement.

Anonymous said...

IMMEDIATELY RETURN TO THE KITCHEN

Ravenhallow said...

Oh sweet Azathoth, may I never live like this.

@Kyle - At least you are aware of
"the awkward", once you know you've got some kinks to work out it's much easier. I work in a comic shop and 90% of the people who come in all have some issues with social interaction.. it's just the ones that don't notice it that're scary.

Which ends up being a lot of home-schooled folk, sadly.

Colleen said...

Ow, the sexism hurts! Mostly my soul, but my head's a bit sore and the garish video hurt my eyes a little, too.

Christopher said...

This made me want to kill myself.

It's like Satan made this to destroy our faith not just in God, but in everything beautiful and worthwhile in life.

This is what happens when you touch that chunk of evil from the end of Time Bandits.

Anonymous said...

Whether or not to homeschool our eventual children is an ongoing argument between my girlfriend and me. Thanks for providing me with more ammo.

Marty said...

Was kinda waiting for dead zombie suffragettes to rush the stage and start using those pans upside those moms' heads....

Anonymous said...

It's the girls' night,
The girls' night out!
Praise the Lord and,
Give the Devil the rout!

Fat 'n Boring said...

But we all know what really goes on, right? Sure, they all look like they're having fun and getting along, but as soon as one of 'em leaves the room, the others start whispering about her dishpan hands, and how they saw her husband at the Relax Inn motel on the east end of town with Bethann Hicks. (I hear *her* pans are fake)

The Eagle's Tears said...

Step Up 3-D is waaay different than I expected...

Anonymous said...

i think this just killed my oedipus complex

Anonymous said...

They are Mormon, i SWEAR TO GOD they're Mormon!

dblplus said...

This was two minutes and 22 seconds too long.

Bluestockings31 said...

Nice to see Corky St. Clair is directing again.

Anonymous said...

don't worry future schlock ill give you kids one day

Anonymous said...

Homeschooling is bullshit. There is no excuse. Either put your kid in private school, a magnet school, or get him/her a tutor -- either that or teach them good independent study habits and encourage them to learn more on their own. If they're intelligent enough they'll learn a lot more on their own than you could teach them. There's nothing inherent in parents that makes them good teachers. Nothing.

Sorry, but this just pissed me off since homeschooling is something I'm adamantly opposed to. Just the idea that there are fundamentalist morons (or hippy nutjobs) out there whose crotch droppings are exempt from basic public schooling makes me blood boil.

Anonymous said...

is it rong i want to have a hot smelly off the wall orgy with those women.... hope not

HomeskooledinBrooklyn said...

Well I was hit or miss about the whole atheism thing until now, but this pushed me over the line. No just God could allow this.

Anonymous said...

Homeschooling makes sense if your mother is an actual certified high school teacher. My mom's a chem teacher and fucked my shit up daily in the 5th grade. I had to write an essay everyday, we studied the hell out of some fundamentalist shit

Anonymous said...

Just wtf is this play(???) supposed to be about? Is it supposed to be funny? Anti-homeschooling or anti-woman? I R cornfuzed. Terrible isn't a good enough word to sum this craptastic attempt at entertainment, is there a "everything is just utterly pathetic, mind numbing & akin to douching with ice water cringe-worthy" site this would find better as a home?