Saturday, August 07, 2010

WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER!

This ain't your stupid parents' church.


Hey, kids, you like corndogs? (Courtesy of Eric Seelig)


And here's something for people that only have cellphones because they are shiny.


MIAMI! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT COSFORD CINEMA AT 8PM! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

15 comments :

django747 said...

AND WHAT ABOUT THIS COOL FIRETRUCK?

If it doesn't have a printer attached to it, it's ghetto technology.

Fat 'n Boring said...

My dollar's going for the funny fart.

Anonymous said...

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHN


's corndogs

Anonymous said...

Now I want a corndog so bad.

Ed Harringtonn said...

for the fart.

Matt Payne said...

Best part of the ringtones is that almost the entire ad is an alliteration!

phone!
four four six four four!
funny fart!
four four six four four!
firetruck!
four four six four four!

Marian Kahn said...

It's strange to hear my last name and corndogs numerously together.

Ravenhallow said...

I'm also tickled by the use of alliteration, at least they have something going for them other than terrible, terrible ringtones.

I really want corndogs now too, dammit.

 I got a cartoon dog as my avatar. said...

There's a hot dog section in the store because it's not legally allowed in the meat section.

Nate said...

Khan's Corndogs, they just hit town!

And now they're leaving town!

Anonymous said...

I love the fine print $19.99 for a funny fart? What do you wanna guess a motorola flip phone goes for less than $19.99 on eBay?

Jesse said...

Mom, buy me most phallic meat stick!



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Anonymous said...

do all those kids in the corn dog ad have the same mom?

Chris said...

The guy who runs the cool church looks like a pedo douche bag.

SpoogeGod said...

I remember when Glomobi was selling the obnoxious frog dialtone and noticing the fact his little froggy berries were dangling between his legs. After pointing it out and watching for several months as it caught on, Glomobi finally wised up and put a little censor dot over his amphibious nethers, which still somehow failed to completely cover up his little croaker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI6YoPDaQDQ