Thursday, October 08, 2009

SNOGGING 101

Is your pillow getting damp and clammy at night? Tired of your hand being your only makeout partner?* Then Smooching for Dummies is for you!



*WARNING: Smooching for Dummies does not guarantee that you will find an actual human being to make out with you.

29 comments :

Craig said...

oh yeah like the "to the beat" kissing.

think i might try that with happy-hardcore.

Ms Avery said...

I'll never kiss again.

I could go for an ice-cream, though.

airport.whiskey said...

I wonder how blue haired alien girl kisses on her planet.

badger5000 said...

My girlfriend and I usually switch between about at least 30 minutes of Music Kissing and then switch to the Vacuum Kiss to take things up a notch. Good thing my girlfriend taught me how to be a bad boy!

Creeto said...

This will lead to worse things, such as dancing.

Anonymous said...

I'll try some of these out for grandma's birthday

Fat 'n Boring said...

The guy in the "teasing" segment looked frozen. I wonder if that girl was actually injecting him with a series of paralyzing bites, like spider?

"She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is filthy orcses. No, not very nice at all, my love. She hungers for sweeter meats."

nathaniel wallace said...

Wow. They managed to make kissing both gross and boring.

His Sinfulness said...

So THAT'S what it means when she puts on all that perfume... I thought she just had body odor.

therandomizer said...

This is Lips Command begin kiss launch! Just rub your faces together, or failing that attempt to suck her eyeballs out of her skull. The guy in the orange is a robot that feels no emotions.

Anonymous said...

This is without a doubt the most awkward thing I have ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Badger5000 that was the best comment EVER

SenatorCrabHat said...

if it weren't for this video, i would have never have known. thank you everything is terrible for changing my life.

Anonymous said...

I'm 90% sure they're just making this shit up as they go along.

"This is Lips Command begin kiss launch!"

Oh geez, I can't stop laughing...

Nicol3 said...

Uh oh! Kissy kissy!

Anonymous said...

ay carrumba!!!!

Toad734 said...

Oh dear God!

Anonymous said...

I've now chosen abstinence thanks to this video. Also, I am sterile :(

jeanclaudegoddamme said...

Does anyone know the title of this video and where I can purchase it? I'd love to add it to my collection.

Anonymous said...

Seriously need to know the name of this.

Anonymous said...

Where was the entire segment dedicated to "Making a Fart Noise on Someone's Stomach" kiss?

Sarah said...
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L E B E A S T said...

At least I know what NOT to do

Anonymous said...

Eating her eyeball out of her skull is not recommended on the first date.

This is the stuff they never taught you in sex ed man.

Anonymous said...

Is this how babies are made?

Anonymous said...

DA Fuck the beat kissing woud suck, ad whats up with orange shirt guy? was he frozen or stoned or something?!?

Anonymous said...

A lot of these scenes were shot in the Boston Common. I wonder if they were Emerson or BU film students.

Anonymous said...

Loved their scientific studies.

Must try out these techniques now...

lar said...

"suck the air out of her mouth and lungs"

i like to end with that one