Is your pillow getting damp and clammy at night? Tired of your hand being your only makeout partner?* Then Smooching for Dummies is for you!
*WARNING: Smooching for Dummies does not guarantee that you will find an actual human being to make out with you.
Thursday, October 08, 2009
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oh yeah like the "to the beat" kissing.
think i might try that with happy-hardcore.
I'll never kiss again.
I could go for an ice-cream, though.
I wonder how blue haired alien girl kisses on her planet.
My girlfriend and I usually switch between about at least 30 minutes of Music Kissing and then switch to the Vacuum Kiss to take things up a notch. Good thing my girlfriend taught me how to be a bad boy!
This will lead to worse things, such as dancing.
I'll try some of these out for grandma's birthday
The guy in the "teasing" segment looked frozen. I wonder if that girl was actually injecting him with a series of paralyzing bites, like spider?
"She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is filthy orcses. No, not very nice at all, my love. She hungers for sweeter meats."
Wow. They managed to make kissing both gross and boring.
So THAT'S what it means when she puts on all that perfume... I thought she just had body odor.
This is Lips Command begin kiss launch! Just rub your faces together, or failing that attempt to suck her eyeballs out of her skull. The guy in the orange is a robot that feels no emotions.
This is without a doubt the most awkward thing I have ever seen.
Badger5000 that was the best comment EVER
if it weren't for this video, i would have never have known. thank you everything is terrible for changing my life.
I'm 90% sure they're just making this shit up as they go along.
"This is Lips Command begin kiss launch!"
Oh geez, I can't stop laughing...
Uh oh! Kissy kissy!
ay carrumba!!!!
Oh dear God!
I've now chosen abstinence thanks to this video. Also, I am sterile :(
Does anyone know the title of this video and where I can purchase it? I'd love to add it to my collection.
Seriously need to know the name of this.
Where was the entire segment dedicated to "Making a Fart Noise on Someone's Stomach" kiss?
At least I know what NOT to do
Eating her eyeball out of her skull is not recommended on the first date.
This is the stuff they never taught you in sex ed man.
Is this how babies are made?
A lot of these scenes were shot in the Boston Common. I wonder if they were Emerson or BU film students.
Loved their scientific studies.
Must try out these techniques now...
"suck the air out of her mouth and lungs"
i like to end with that one
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