Thursday, October 01, 2009

BECOME CONFUSED WITH OMAR SHARIF

Granted, I know absolutely nothing about cards, but if playing bridge is the only way to spend a week with Omar and his VCR on a gambling yacht, I will learn.

18 comments :

therandomizer said...

They invited me cause I was a heavy gambler, I once blew $100,000 in Monaco on gambling, hookers, and coke.

Omar, godammit! Get over here and play this piece of cheese.

I remember when I first learned to play a piece of cheese.

HoiPolloi said...

I can win a REAL LIVE VCR? Hold me back!

Paul Crik said...

Forget the Bridge Omar, tell me what brand of fertilizer I need for a 'stache like that!

Fat 'n Boring said...

"Not only am I a star attraction and an expert bridge player, I am also the world's best lohover!" *twirls mustache*

Gizzmonic said...

Didn't he recently get arrested for drug charges?

scamps said...

Losing at bridge - Sharif don't like it...

atdnext said...

Heh. I'll read his, I'll read his... No, I don't need to read his bridge face! :-p

Btw, when will EIT come to Fabulously Terrible Las Vegas? We want more terrible and we want it LIVE!

Anonymous said...

Shit, this dude was gambling before I was born...

Anonymous said...

Noooooooooo. I'm over 22 years behind schedule! I wonder if they would take a late entry.

Anonymous said...

i'm with ATDNEXT!! we VEGANS want somethin' terrible!!


TROPICANA CINEMAS, PLZ.

Salvador Huxley said...

this is why I love your blog

Christopher said...

"How do you respond to Omar's 16 to 18 point no trump opening?"

Uh... uh... What is the Battle of Thermopylae, Alex?

Heather said...

Thanks, Christopher, for making me shoot coffee out of my nose this morning.

AND THANK YOU, VCR TECHNOLOGY, FOR ALLOWING ME TO HAVE OMAR SHARIF AS MY PARTNER

Anonymous said...

so charming and at ease, even when doing a low-budget infomercial to raise money for his gambling debts

Rev. Damiana said...

I didn't just learn about bridge. I learned about LIFE.

Hester Prine said...

Now if only Beast Master II taught me how to time travel to the past I could enter in this sweepstake.

Anonymous said...

Yes Omar Sharif, I will obey your commands... just so long as you let me have some of your cheese.

Anonymous said...

The best kind of miracles are the electronic ones.