Granted, I know absolutely nothing about cards, but if playing bridge is the only way to spend a week with Omar and his VCR on a gambling yacht, I will learn.
Thursday, October 01, 2009
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They invited me cause I was a heavy gambler, I once blew $100,000 in Monaco on gambling, hookers, and coke.
Omar, godammit! Get over here and play this piece of cheese.
I remember when I first learned to play a piece of cheese.
I can win a REAL LIVE VCR? Hold me back!
Forget the Bridge Omar, tell me what brand of fertilizer I need for a 'stache like that!
"Not only am I a star attraction and an expert bridge player, I am also the world's best lohover!" *twirls mustache*
Didn't he recently get arrested for drug charges?
Losing at bridge - Sharif don't like it...
Heh. I'll read his, I'll read his... No, I don't need to read his bridge face! :-p
Btw, when will EIT come to Fabulously Terrible Las Vegas? We want more terrible and we want it LIVE!
Noooooooooo. I'm over 22 years behind schedule! I wonder if they would take a late entry.
i'm with ATDNEXT!! we VEGANS want somethin' terrible!!
TROPICANA CINEMAS, PLZ.
this is why I love your blog
"How do you respond to Omar's 16 to 18 point no trump opening?"
Uh... uh... What is the Battle of Thermopylae, Alex?
Thanks, Christopher, for making me shoot coffee out of my nose this morning.
AND THANK YOU, VCR TECHNOLOGY, FOR ALLOWING ME TO HAVE OMAR SHARIF AS MY PARTNER
so charming and at ease, even when doing a low-budget infomercial to raise money for his gambling debts
I didn't just learn about bridge. I learned about LIFE.
Now if only Beast Master II taught me how to time travel to the past I could enter in this sweepstake.
Yes Omar Sharif, I will obey your commands... just so long as you let me have some of your cheese.
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