Wednesday, October 28, 2009

THE REVO STYLER

19 comments :

Gizzmonic said...

Are we not men?

We are REVO!

John said...

This will work perfectly for my Alfalfa costume this year.

Anonymous said...

Also converts into a dildo at night.

Anonymous said...

This thing probably eats more hair than a Cabbage Patch Kid.

Heather said...

I'm going to give one to all my enemies this Christmas. After I disengage the safety clutch, that is!

Aeschylus said...

Pretty ladies.

Greg said...

my dick came with a safety clutch. i had to have it plasma cut off.

Andrew said...
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Andrew said...

That has GOT to be Joel McHale

FuckThomasKinkade said...

I vividly remember this ad. How pathetic is that?

rattycharge1 said...

Scalp Ripper 5000!!!!!!!!!!!

OriginalDavid said...

my girlfriend and i both remember this. i wonder how well sealed it was between handle and rotating head? imagine getting hair in between while it kept twisting.....
gear oil and friction burning hair.
mmmmmmmmmm

therandomizer said...

Don't be discouraged if your scalp bleeds.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I totally have one of these, and it's awesome. It doesn't pull hair, it's been working for a decade (since I got it at thirteen) and seriously? It creates some really great hair. It's sort of my dirty little secret. But really though, I hope I can find another one when mine breaks.

Anonymous said...

Don't use it on pubic hair, trust me

the doctor is in said...

Thank god this finally got on here! When you first started doing this blog, this was the infomercial I thought of.
Nothing like a brush that will clearly take large, bloody chunks of your scalp away with it.

chad.schofield said...

It's a comb...
... with a "learning curve"

Emma said...

they forgot to mention that if your hair reaches your butt, prepare for death! i got it all chopped off at age 7 because this thing completely devoured my golden locks. :(

megafork said...

My sisters bought this and never used it.