Thursday, October 08, 2009

LET US SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL...

Over the last year, we've been contacted by hundreds of supposed Duanes! and we are fed up with it all. We want Duane! and we want Duane! now! This Friday, at the Music Box Theatre at 10:30 PM, could the real Duane please step forward? If you do not, I cannot say what Ghoul Skool will do...



(Duane, you should probably buy your ticket pre-sale, so you can get a seat)

12 comments :

John said...

Regret to inform. Duane died of a drug overdose just after filming that piece.

rustorrent1 said...

Duane moved to Thailand and ONLY dances for his harem of ladyboys.

Anonymous said...

This has nothing to do with Duane. Except that one of the guys in this trailer looks like him all grown up.
And even it he isn't Duane...there's still this amazing trailer.

http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi2583823129/

therandomizer said...

If you saw Madonna now you wouldn't be saying that. Is it me, or does Duane look like one of the kids from the family laugh-fest Home Improvement?

marahe said...

i heard he does soft-core now.

Shane said...

Duane found in NYC

Around the 24:00 mark.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 526230130#

elDavatron said...

YOUR ALL WRONG! Duane is that little boy inside all of us to remind all of us that the 80s was just a joke. Berlin wall?....joke!

Anonymous said...

I think that's Britt Daniel...

Anonymous said...

also made a great ytmnd http://supergroove.ytmnd.com/

Binaco said...

It's not Thursday, Oct 8th! It's Thursday, Oct 10th! DAMN YOU DUANE!!!!!!

BenB said...

Duane! is a clone of Gary Busey, obviously. Only the cloning process only began in the late seventies. That's why Duane! is so young.

Anonymous said...

he quite possibly might be the coolest man alive.........