Wednesday, October 07, 2009

IMPERIALISM! FOR KIDZ!

Kidz! are coming to the land of resorts and hell is coming with them.

23 comments :

therandomizer said...

I see the kids dropped some peyote before they went.

theneedledrop said...

STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND! THAT SKULL IS BURNED IN MY MIND!

Anonymous said...

To be honest, the fake subliminals actually make the video less disturbing, not more.

marahe said...

i was hoping the mexican pen pal was in the box...

Tom said...

I actually saw this video in 5th grade world culture (or was it 7th grade Spanish?). Either way it's really weird to actually recognize something on here.

Anonymous said...

Calypso, the rhythm of Mexico

Anonymous said...

SO MUCH TIE DYE!

A little part of me was hoping Angela Lansbury would pop up in this.

Twigster said...

It is with sadness I have to resign my readership of this blog. I might cry a little tear because I love it so. Unfortunately your new video host isn't iPhone compatible... Could you supply QuickTime links maybe?

Abraham Lincoln said...

Yeah I recognized this from childhood as well. Very weird

Destination A Go-Go said...

wow....


....but seriously.
Mull over that cat poster idea.

Ben said...

For some reason I really got reminded of the 2001 film The Hole watching this.

django747 said...

"The wealthy are very wealthy, and the poor are very poor."

^THIS^

Ryan said...

that fat kid who sucks at pinata looks like the litte dork from speed racer

Evan said...

The subliminal skulls kinda made the video annoying, and interrupted the hilarity of how bad the original was by itself. I sware they said, "Where can we find gold? COSTCO!"

Heather said...

Poor kids got shafted. The entire movie was filmed using stock footage and a blue screen. Not one of them got to experience the wonders of Montezuma's Revenge.

Marty said...

Marahe--I was waiting for the same thing!

They totally left out the wonders of Tijuana. Can imagine the kids now: "Let's have a lot of Coronas and watch a woman have sex with a donkey!!"

Dennis said...

The skulls fucking CREEPED ME OUT...as well as took away from the terribleness of the video.

Anonymous said...

y'all are crazy. when the first few skulls started popping up, i lost it.

Anonymous said...

The skulls...What!!!!!

scamps said...

Um, I don't think you can send agriculture throught international mail...

Tru5t said...

Pen pal, or Nigerian scam?

Cole D'Arc said...

i had a gecko t shirt very similar to that girl's. child of the nineties that i am.

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