Today's hunk of junk is actually a bit serious, and is something Commodore Gilgamesh deals with every day of his life. From our EIT travels around the country, I am now positive that our audience consists of attractive, white males in their late 50's, with massive penis problems. It's honestly all they talk about! I also know that the teeny-tiny percent of women readers are here only to find new and erotic ways to entice their man after a hard days work. Well today's your lucky day!
Oh yeah, this is probably NSFYB (Not Safe For Yer Boner!)
And just in case any of you are having megabyte hard drive problems with your cyber-netting stuff, check out the video HERE.