Friday, October 02, 2009

CHRISTIAN ID PUPPET SEEKS LOVE

24 comments :

Ryback's Cook said...

MAKE IT LEAVE MY HEAD

Christopher said...

What's with the dialog around 0:43?

"What is this emotion you humans call 'love'? And would you like me to remove the parasite that has grafted itself to your left arm?"

Also, I like how in his song he names each puppet individually, but the kids are just "you all". I guess all of them are less lovable then inanimate piles of felt.

Lastly, holy SHIT that is the scariest ventriloquist dummy I've ever seen, and that's saying something, since I've seen Jeff Dunham perform.

sounddoc said...

"once in a while i catch one..."

*shudder*

Heather said...

Somewhere out there is a blind man making a living by putting eyebrows on ventriloquist dummies.

TVarmy said...

This is the first time in a while I've been deeply emotionally scarred by an EIT clip. Well done. I think the last one to do it was "Duck Men VI," and I was able to look humans in the eye again a day or two afterwards. This one, I'm not so sure I can just walk away from.

Mandi said...

I find it amusing that a Christian kids show has monkeys and the missing link in it.

Fat 'n Boring said...

See? This is what you get when you send Chucky to Jesus Camp!

Creeto said...

Is that Joel Osteen in the red shirt?

badger5000 said...

Please tell me this isn't real. God dammit.

Grrg said...

I'd like to make sure everyone realizes the background music in the "Kissy Kissy Woo" scene heard at 1:06 and in passing elsewhere in the montage is a Funk-da-fied version of "This Old Man, He Played One" played on a cheap synthesizer. "Nick Nack Paddywack, Give a dog a bone," etc. FOR SOME REASON.

Also, what nine-year-old knows what "a Harlequin novel" is?

jv said...

fucking unrelentingly brutal.

Luke said...

Do it!

Mik said...

Wait, what do I do without love? WHAT DO I DO???!!!

Anonymous said...

Puppet sexual harassment.

Also at 2:01, no hands on keyboard but it keeps playing anyway. FAKER!

scotwad said...

I knew this would be bad after 2 seconds.

I'm gonna catch one and give her my love gift.

I'm not sure if the kids looks stupider that the puppets. It's a draw.

django747 said...

What is this? I don't even....

caligal said...

"Chaka want to know if you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?"

I Love Baby Quilts! said...

Anyone else find it ironic that an obviously gay man is advocating Christian love?

Hester Prine said...

I think sometimes that ginge puppet catches a hooker and chops her up into little pieces....

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think the creepy guy looks like Paul Rudd?

Trish said...

There are few things as unnerving as a ventriloquist who doesn't really need to throw his voice but does so anyway.

Shane said...

Here's another video featuring the same freaky puppet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVuIBpJ6B4E

Anonymous said...

it's good to that Fats from Magic converted to Christianity

Cole D'Arc said...

well, that's the most disturbing thing ive seen in some time