Friday, October 16, 2009

MAXIMUM DOLPH!

Don't you want to be like Dolph? Of course you don't.



Special thanks to Odd Obsession, Commodore Gilgamesh, and Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass.

17 comments :

Anonymous said...

Hilariously inappropriate montage.

I'm gonna try the pooping stretch, then look at what I did, and maybe snipe some babies to relieve my stress.

Greg said...

you should also get Dolph Lundegrin Maximum Success The Batmitzah

Anonymous said...

Wow, homoerotic much? This was like a car wreck, I couldn't stop watching.

BraceKyle said...

wtf? He threw the lady aside, kicked the bike and ran off.

Conclusion? Dolph is a crazy asshole who will destroy your peaceful day out.

Alex said...

The stuff with Dolph was great.

But when I saw Roger Avary and Quentin Tarantino in the credits, my mind was blown.

OriginalDavid said...

its just.....tooo....much.....

uggghhhhhh


thank you

Heather said...

The only thing missing was the perfect hair-feathering tutorial.

John said...

Dolph - Hitler's Final Solution. Or was it Arnie? I can't remember.

therandomizer said...

Not to be mistaken with Maximum Potential: The Movie.

Kasee said...

Thanks for showing the credits. Yiikes! I thought there were going to be more He-Man references, but the pursing lip action sufficed.

Anonymous said...

Tarantino gold. Get some water and look at what you have done. word verification: swards

Mandi said...

I'm glad you included my favorite Dolph movie in this clip (The Punisher) :D

Anonymous said...

You killed Creed, you son of a bitch!

Anonymous said...

whats the song at the end of the credits

Anonymous said...

He looks like a Swedish George Michael in some of those shots.

Anonymous said...

What is the band/artist and name of the song in the second half of this clip?
"Ive got money, Ive got power etc..."

Plox halp me! kthanxbai!

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