2EVERYTHING2TOURDIARY 4!

Another week and Everything Is Terrible: the Van just keeps on rolling. After NYC we had an excellent crowd for our midnight show at the beautiful Coolidge Corner theater in Boston. Special thanks goes to TVNutboy for the very generous Jerry donation, Peter for the glowing mystikal orb of truth, and the dude (didn't catch his name) with the dumpster pizza hookup! You're too good to us, Boston!

Next we were off to Utica, NY (confession: we thought it was Ithaca when we booked the show), where the people at the New Uptown Theater were very kind to us- all 6 of you! Scott/Steve, don't worry, we didn't forget you!

Next we were off to Syracuse, NY where we performed with the Lord of the Yum Yum! A fog-filled, shofar-blowing good time was had by all. Special thanks to Holly at the Spark Contemporary Art Space!

Now we are in Charm City, MD where last night we performed with our new best friends/co-conspirators SHOWBEAST!







If you missed it Bmore, do not despair, because tonight we do it all again at 2640 St. Paul St!

HUNKS HUNKS HUNKS!

Smell the musk.



Franz Gertrude and Mike in Utica are the men we love to dance with.

CHARM CITY! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT JESUS CAMP WITH OUR PALS SHOWBEAST! 10 PM! BE THERE!

CAST-IRON HOME DEFENSE

Come on, ladies... do you really want this to happen?



You know who has a plan? Leah from Utica, NY has a plan.

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE MEETS SHOW BEAST THIS THURSDAY, JULY 29TH AT JESUS CAMP IN BALTIMORE, MD!! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!

2EVERYTHING2TOURDIARY3!

Sorry for the late post everybody, we fell into a k-hole and woke up in bed at an improv theater in Manhattan. Yikes!

It's the third week of our Quest for the Magick Crystal and things are getting weird. We started the week in Cleveland and Pittsburgh, then it was off to our nation's capital, where we had an awesome time with the folks from BrightestYoungThings!

But our trip to DC was not all pizza and skateboards, because we lost our beloved roadie Duane to politics!



But it was ok, because after an excellent time in Winchester, Va the bright lights of New York were calling us! We had an excellent show at Public Assembly in Williamsburg, where Greg Barris forgave all our sins and Mother of Three laid down some crunchy grooves for our occult ritual!







Thanks a million to everyone at the Capitol Theater in Cleveland, SouthSide Works in Pittsburgh,Solly's U Street Tavern in DC, Alamo Drafthouse in Winchester, Public Assembly, Piano's and the Magnet Theater in NYC!

THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT THE NEW UPTOWN THEATRE IN UTICA, NY!

HOLY SHIT!

UPDATE! DISCLAIMER: EIT doesn't support any political party or platform. We only have a picture of Ron Paul because he supplements his income by posing for pictures with traveling shows (it's a tough economy). Seriously, relax, everybody. This is all Bush's fault, or Obama's fault, or most likely, the reptilian humanoids' fault.

THIS HAPPENED

THANK GOD FOR KIDS!

New York City! We'll see you tonight at Public Assembly. Come absolve your sins with our resident faith healer Greg Barris! and music by Mother of Three & after party music and visuals by Bennett4Senate & DJ Ghostdad! AND ALSO... THANK GOD FOR KIDS...enh???

METAL AS FUCK

What can I say about this that can't be said in the sound your jaw will make as it drops to the floor?



But 'Rocky Road To Doom' is a pretty cool band name. I would imagine if they didn't get booed off stage that night, they would have sounded a lot like this.

EARN YOUR GET RICH DEGREE TODAY!

WINCHESTER, VA! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 10PM AT THE ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE CINEMA!

3-MINUTE BLACK NINJA

WASHINGTON, DC! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT THE SOLLY'S U STREET TAVERN!

WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER!

Need a vague, non-committal answer to life's important questions?


Chicago gets the worst real life superheroes...


Tired of having the default bouncing booty on your phone? Now you've got options.


PITTSBURGH! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 10PM AT THE SOUTHSIDE WORKS CINEMA! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

2EVERYTHING2TOUR DIARY 2!

The second week of the Search for the Magick Crystal has been awesome! We had great audiences in Columbus, OH, got treated like rock stars in Toronto, ON, and we had a sold-out show at the Burton Theater in Detroit!

We here at EIT! have been longtime connoisseurs of juggalo culture, and we wanted to do something extra special for our juggalos and juggalettes in the birthplace of juggalism. Luckily who did we find hitchhiking along I-94 but....JUGGALO DUANE!



So our new friends at the Burton helped us distribute the Nectar of the Juggalo Gods, Faygo, for a toast to Juggalo Duane!







Next we had an amazing evening where we packed the Yellow Barn in Ann Arbor! Big thanks to everyone who stuck it out despite the lack of air conditioning!!!

A special thanks to all the awesome people at Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse, the Drake Hotel, the Burton, and Hott Lava in Ann Arbor for making the Terrible happen!

THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT AT THE CAPITOL THEATRE IN CLEVELAND! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

RUNNNN KIDS! RUNNNN!

You blow out your knees in the NBA and this is the respect you get.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 8PM! ANN ARBOR, MI @ THE YELLOW BARN! $10!

MORE JOKES FOR JESUS!

I'm not done with this tape by a long shot. More to come...

PUMP IT UP!

THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 8PM! DETROIT @ BURTON THEATRE! $7! GET TICKETS NOW!

HOLY SHEEP, LADY

"This material is taught and distributed for ladies only."

I swear to God that's what it says on the box.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 7PM! TORONTO! THE DRAKE HOTEL (UNDERGROUND)! $10!

2EVERYTHING2TOUR DIARY!

Last weekend we kicked off our Quest for the Magick Crystal and so far it's been great. Colby was assassinated live on stage at the Music Box, we made our triumphant return to STL and Columbia, MO-

The folks at Antarctica show off their shade tippin' prowess

We traversed the great states of Tennessee and Kentucky-


Future Schlock is thwarted in her attempts to eat Memphis BBQ


But best of all we got to fulfill our collective dream of spending the 4th of July in Branson!



our accommodations were deluxe...



and whilst in Branson we visited the holiest of holy shrines!



THE SEARCH CONTINUES TONIGHT AT STUDIO 35 IN COLUMBUS, OH AND SUNDAY & MONDAY AT THE DRAKE HOTEL IN TORONTO!!!!!

DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?

I sincerely hope this helps answer some questions.



The Quest for the Magick Krystal continues tonight at Zanzabar in Louisville, KY! Get tickets now!

YESNO!

2.5 MINUTE HOMETOWN LEGEND, OR "SUNDAY NIGHT LIGHTS"

This one's for Touchdown Jesus... wherever you are.

TONIGHT! CHICAGO!

Tonight at 9:45 PM at the Music Box, will be your only chance to enact revenge on our favorite overweight christian robot creep! Come see Colby live! Tonight! Buy your tickets now!





Oh yeah, and some movie will be playing too.