Monday, August 31, 2009

MUSICAL ANIMALS AND LIZARD PORN

Animals are not people, but oh, how we wish they were...

BABY PROOF YOUR HOME WITH DOCTOR DOWNER

Martin Short makes a great straight man.


Stop watching this video and seek medical help immediately.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

ATROCITIES IN THE NAME OF FRUIT!



If you would like to hear all 12 hours and 39 minutes of The Pineapple Story, the 12 CD set can be purchased here.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

PICASSO WAS A PERVERT

WARNING: The following clip is from a saucy rental for high society-types called "The Secret World of Erotic Art". It contains both ancient and classical depictions of "bumping" and "grinding" and may not be suitable for... cave-dwellers.

UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.

VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

BABY TORTURE

I know it's subtle, and of course it's easy to giggle at the woman who is having way more fun those indifferent babies, but just look at those downer dads!


And since this was the last vid I posted before we got shut down, I am asking you to take another look...

Monday, August 24, 2009

CHOCOROTICA

Forget about those vampires, ladies, because we've found you the ultimate demon lover: sweet, smooth, seductive chocolate.

Friday, August 21, 2009

THE BEAUTY OF GOD'S CREATION



...and on the eighth day God developed Botox.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Monday, August 17, 2009

AIRBRUSHING FOR FUN AND PROFIT

Ok, America, let's rent that kiosk in the mall we've always dreamed about and start selling airbrushed beer cozies to the Chinese. Economic crisis SOLVED.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

DINNER WITH THE ABORTIONISTS!



Thanks to Chicago David for this one.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

STUNT ROCK!!!

A million thanks to all the Chicagoans that came to the Hungry Brain last night! Our apologies to everyone that was left waiting outside, the bar was mobbed with a throng of Terrible people and the show reached capacity before it even started.

For all those who couldn't make it, here's a little taste of what you missed: EIT's first ever FOUR-minute movie! "Stunt Rock" was so jam packed with explosions, wizards, and mysterious dudes in hoods we just couldn't bear to cut it down any more.

Monday, August 10, 2009

EIT LIVE AND UNBLOGGED TONIGHT!

Just a reminder that the Chicago chapter of EIT will be at the Hungry Brain tonight! Here's a quick preview of the masterpiece of crap that will be shown:


Full details for the event (and a nifty flyer) here!

HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR ANGELS YET?

Thursday, August 06, 2009

DOMINATRIX WORKOUT!

A SHOEBOX IS NOT A GUN SAFE



I applaud Nike for their risky product placement.

GOODNIGHT, SWEET CREEPS...

Maybe it's just my love of making montages, but until we get our videos re-uploaded, I like to think of these clips as dead. ALL OLD VIDEOS WILL BE BACK SOON!

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

GOD EXPLAINS OUR PURPOSE

LIVE AND UNBLOGGED IN CHICAGO!



Attention, Chicago! Everything is Terrible will host a night of never-before-seen clips, shorts, and schlock, plus a feature-length showing from the Bin of Oblivion! And it’s free!! The show starts at 8:30 pm on Monday, August 10th, 2009 at the Hungry Brain (2319 W Belmont Ave)

Everything is Terrible DVDs available at the show!

Monday, August 03, 2009

SCARVES! GLORIOUS SCARVES!

There's more than one way to wear a scarf -- but there aren't more than twenty-five ways.