Saturday, December 31, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: GUEST BLOGGERS

This year our Terrible family grew with the addition of the greatest guest bloggers on the entire web. They brought us some great videos in 2011, and we're looking forward to more from them...before the upcoming apocalypse, of course.

Aaron Valdez from Wreck & Salvage sent us on a laser mission.


Chris Ward from World of Ward Crap got us hot for the komputer tutor.


Cringevision aka Cringevenom explored the relationship between race and bad haircuts.


Operator Overload's rainbow sponges got taken down, so we got a talk from Doc instead:


Paul Kersey Jr.
found another stupid alien thing to befriend your child.


Rich Juzwiak from fourfour introduced to the newest dance craze.


J Dobbs, one of our Found Footage Battle Royale contestants, gave us some gym time with Spider-Man.


Zena Grey, our Battle Royale Grand Champion, answered your questions about menopause.


And a special thanks to our friends at the Cinefamily, who not only hosted Everything is Festival and other live events, but they also brought us a week long Mondo Super Hero Mix.

We are always on the lookout for new guest bloggers, so if you think you've got what it takes, contact us at whatsupeit at gmail.com. Just put "I Wanna be a Guest Blogger" in the subject, include a few links to your videos, and maybe you can be the next great Terrible Guest Blogger!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: AIRWAVE RANGER

For myself, and in many respects for all of you, 2011 was the year of the ventriloquist. I think we can all agree on that.  Case and point, there was this creeptacular...

and who could forget the inspiring Little Ricky...

Now if we're talking about my picks for Best Small Picture I think the board of trustees would be foolish not to include Pulsebeat in the runnings.

Most likely the frat brotherhood will give the gold to the obvious choice, Black Spring Break 2.

Happy New Year!

R.I.P. 2011: YONDER VITTLES!

Roll up your nickels and stash one more case of MREs under the bed cuz 2012 awaits! I uploaded all of the hits of yesterday and today to a brand new youtoob channel. Now you and yours will have plenty to watch down in the bunker come End Times. Arm yourself to the teeth, hunker down with someone you love and enjoy the old favorites 'till the fiery ball consumes us whole!







Tuesday, December 27, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: COMMODORE GILGAMESH!

This may have been the year that pushed your fair Commodore off the deep end. After 13+ months of working on DoggieWoggiez! Poochiewoochiez!, 3 GOOPs, and battling the adult konspiracy; I'm a lil' afraid I've done irreparable harm.







And if I could take back just one...



Ugh. On the bright side, I've got a new youtube page! All to myself!

Monday, December 26, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: FUTURE SCHLOCK

2011 was the year I resolved to FINALLY CATCH A MAN DAMMIT. I had the best advice a gal can get...









But after a series of wacky misadventures, I learned that all you really need in life is Mom's will and a magic ghost dog. Ruff!

Sunday, December 25, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: DANTE FONTANA

Thanks to 2011 and E.I.T. for being awesome amounts of fun. Here are my personal favorite videos I uploaded this year. See you in 2012, year of the future.







Saturday, December 24, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: REM LEZAR

Some of my favs from the year:

Ex-San Diego Charger Miles Mcpherson asks his students to ask, and then ridicules them if they don't agree with his answer:


Boyd made me feel true loneliness:


The Central Organization of Police Specialists teamed up with criminals to tell us all about what must easily be the most addictive psychedelic of all time:


Had to throw this one in for the holiday season as it contains the best "Jingle Bells" rendition ever:


And with 2012 almost upon us, don't forget to take heed of this dated "timeless" message:


Thanks for all yer support folks! Oh and those shoes weren't magic at all, we only told you that to give you confidence! The real magic was inside of YOU this whole time!

Friday, December 23, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: WRONG MAN (FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE INTERN-THING)

In some ways, this is the year I became a man.

I learned how to smack myself to lose weight:


I learned that only pastors should touch you before marriage:


I learned that certain types of flies can turn you into a zombie:


I learned how dangerous biker mice can be:


I learned that John Ritter fucking hated us all:


And most importantly, I learned absolutely nothing:


Happy End of Days, everyone!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: DEFENESTRATOR III

Once again, it's time to reflect on the year that was (and take some time off) so here's my favorites from 2011!











Please tell us your favorite videos from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your picks at the end of the year.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT...AGAIN



Thanks a bunch for all of the positive vibrations over the past couple of days. Happy Holidays everyone! 2012 awaits! Update: After the STIFF ROD OF A MAN video was removed from youtoob, internet patriots have made it their mission to mirror the video far and wide for all to see!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

I'LL STUFF YOUR SOFA, BABY

Reminds me of the PSA where the stoners run over the kid at the drive-thru, except the message is "don't have sex in a furniture store or you'll inadvertently paralyze a teenager"



Seriously, though. That lil' guy goes down pretty hard. More to come from this gem!

CHICAGO! EIT AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT



CHICAGO! EIT! LINCOLN HALL! JAN 27! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!

Update: After the STIFF ROD OF A MAN video was removed from youtoob, internet patriots have made it their mission to mirror the video far and wide for all to see!

Monday, December 12, 2011

A VERY 70'S CHRISTMAS





THE BEST THING(s) EVER

Big day for us at EiT! If it wasn't enough we're having a huge holiday sale where everything is $5 off (plus you get a choice of a free rare DVD!)- then prepare to have your fancy found footage face flown off. WE FINALLY MADE DUANE SHIRTS! And they are designed by the amazingly talented Alex Pardee of Zero Friends!
Still not enough?! Wait, please just keep reading right past this sentence! Here's our tour dates for ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR 2012. Not only will it be all new movie with 99% unseen doggie madness, but a brand new live show that will put Cirque du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion to shame! And yes, loyal followers- we be goin' to Wichita AND Spokane! We are so pumped to lick all of you! Chicago, you gotta buy your tickets now or else someone else will!

For tour updates and deets, check out our DWPW! All Dogs Go On Tour! Facebook page! ARF!

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

GREAT MOVIES, GREAT REBATES!

Sometimes George Takei just likes to beam down to the old studio to see if there's anything to promote. It gets lonely in space.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

CLUB MED DANCE SCHOOL!

Do you miss dancing to all your least favorite songs? anyways, have you seen this awesome video by Blackmagic Rollercoaster?

Friday, December 02, 2011

OIL OF THE SNAKE THAT BIT YOU!



Join Yonder Vittles and his Weirdo Palz for an olde fashioned night of music, experimental video, puppets, healing, essential oils and restorative tonic this Monday at the Hungry Brain in Chicago, Illinois. The show starts at 9 and is free for all to enter!

Thursday, December 01, 2011

VOYAGE 2 GILGAMESH! (PART I)

The trilogy begins...

Score by Gus.