DOG FOOD 4 THE SOUL!

CHICAGO! TIX ARE ON SALE NOW!  FOR OUR NEW HOLIDAY SHOW LIVE @ LINCOLN HALL ON 12/21 @ 7:30PM!!!

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY... HO, HO, HO.

This year, show that special someone just how much they're worth by heading on down to your local Everything is Terrible store to take advantage of our spectacular holiday deal spectacular!.

Holiday Tour! EAST!

12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY!)

12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY!)

12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha

12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse

12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St

12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY!)

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)

12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)

12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)

12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)

12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY!)

12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus

12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY!)

12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!

12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY!)

12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)

12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex

12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY!)

12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 8PM

12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY!)

12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit 

12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY!)

12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild

12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)

12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) and 10PM (BUY!)

12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe

12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9PM (BUY!) and midnight (BUY!)

SEXUAL HARASSMENT: THE MOVIE!

HEY PHOENIX! TIX ARE ON SALE NOW! 2 SHOWS! GO TO BOTH! EARLY SHOW & LATE! GO GO GO!

THRILLER!

I am honestly fascinated with this video. It's pretty awesome.



And I am proud to present the cover for our latest DVD, beautifully illustrated by the insanely talented Jesse Parrotti! I mean, look at this!  Isn't it fucking beautiful?!

EIT! HOLIDAY SALE!

Hey gang!  We are pleased as punch to announce our CYBER MONDAY SALE THAT WILL ACTUALLY BE GOING ON UNTIL X-MAS!  Lemme break it down for you...
Our BRAND NEW Holiday Special is ready for pre-order!  - $15 for a limited time!
All shirts - $15!
All DVDs - $15!
Any 3 DVDs - $40!
All 4 DVDs - $50!

THE BLACKEST FRIDAY!

We are in deep, preparing for these two simultaneous holiday tours! Wrongman has been in the corner untangling the lights for 3 days now! He is soooooo stressed! Poor lil' guy... Anywho, buy your tickets now! PS. WE JUST ADDED A SALT LAKE CITY SHOW ON 12/15!!!

Holiday Tour! EAST!

12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY!)

12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY!)

12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha

12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse

12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St

12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY!)

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)

12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)

12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)

12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)

12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY!)

12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus

12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY!)

12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!

12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY!)

12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)

12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex

12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY!)

12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 8PM

12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY!)

12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit 

12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY!)

12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild

12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)

12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) and 10PM (BUY!)

12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe

12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9PM (BUY!) and midnight (BUY!)

PEOPLE'S COURT UNDERWATER!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Ben O'Brien, one of geniuses at Showbeast and Wham City, made this amazing ff video outta underwater scenes! Way cool!



And! I can't believe I never posted this before! A year or so ago, your favorite Commodore was on The People's Court defending my rights as a standup comedian!



All the jokes used were stolen without permission from this tape!

GET A NEW HOLIDAY MOM!

BUY YOUR TIX NOW TO SEE THE NEW EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL! IN NASHVILLE @ THE BELCOURT ON 12-18 @ 9:30PM

CHANNEL 2020 UPDATE: ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT!

We are one week away from the end of our Channel 2020 Kickstarter and we are so close! A big, big thank you to everyone that has donated so far and if you haven't yet, time is running out! We've been hard at work putting this thing together so if you haven't been following our production tumblr, here's some things you missed:

Behold your new Reptile Overlord!

Prepare to educate yourself with "Repelling Them!," Part 162 of the Repco Educational Film Series, A History of the Reptilian Empire!

Also we are incredibly pleased and excited to announce that our dear friends, the Puterbaugh Sisters, have joined the Channel 2020 cast! Anyone familiar with the Chicago comedy scene already knows how funny and talented these two are and we couldn't be happier to have them under Reptile control.

And if you're still undecided, anyone who donates $20 or more will receive not only their Kickstarter rewards but also a FREE BONUS DVD of EIT's "The Rise and Fall of God," shown only once before at this year's Everything is Festival! (And if you've already donated over $20 and want the bonus dvd, just email your name and address to channel2020tv@gmail.com and you'll get one too!)
So please DONATE NOW!

THE MOST ANNOYING TIME OF THE YEAR!

Only 20 shopping days until the release of our new DVD featuring all of your favorite holidays, a new live show, and 2 Tours on 2 coasts simultaneously! Did we mention they're both at the same time?

Holiday Tour! EAST!

12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY!)

12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY!)

12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha

12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse

12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St

12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY!)

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)

12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)

12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)

12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)

12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)

12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY!)

12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus

12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY!)

12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!

12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY!)

12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)

12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex

12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY!)

12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 8PM

12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY!)

12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit 

12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY!)

12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild

12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)

12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) and 10PM (BUY!)

12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe

12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9PM (BUY!) and midnight (BUY!)

COWBOYS & ALIENS & A TAE KWON DO BAND

Harrison Ford had initially tried to get in on this project, but contract negotiations fell apart so he had to settle for a watered down re-boot of this movie years later.


Friends 4-ever!
Miami Connection is playing all over the place this weekend, including the 3 Rivers Film Festival in Pittsburgh tonight!  Find all show listings here

3-MINUTE UNINVITED!

You're going to need about three and a half hours of lil' bub to recover from this monstrosity:



We'll be in Boston @ The Coolidge Corner on 12/14 @ 11:59PM (BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!)

YOU! USE THE FORCE! (AWKWARD SILENCE)

Containing never before seen footage of Darth Vader standing around and talking to himself!
Previously...

Hey Philadelphia! We'll be at PhilaMOCA on 12-13 @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!) with The Video Pirates! Buy your tickets now! It is gonna be a nice time!!!

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC: THE MOVIE

Exciting news, Remote Control Magic: The Movie is available on DVD through my brand new website, DanteFontana.com. Now you can enjoy over 75 minutes of 70's channel surfing in the safety & comfort of your own living room!

While you're at it why not grab some extra stocking stuffers, we're got The Mouseketeers Escape to Splash Mountain and Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.1 DVD's available as well. Dig it!

OUR HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS ALMOST HERE!

Terribles and Terriblettes,

I am so pumped for our upcoming tour(s) for so many reasons, but mainly I just can't wait to see your shining faces again. The show we're working on is going to be more batshit bonkers than ever before, and we are bursting at the seams with excitement!

Since we are doing something few have ever done before: tour two coasts at the same time- we need to promote the hell out of this tour/DVD. And so we're asking YOU to be our street team on bath salts. All that means is that if you can think of any crazy ways to let your city know we're coming, go for it! Maybe that means simply bringing your cool uncle to one of our shows, or perhaps you stand up in the middle of finals and yell our tour dates to your class. Putting up posters is also a big help, so let us know if you can be of service (we can send pdf's right away)! Even just posting this trailer on Facebook and Twitter is a big help!

Thanks so much, and we will see you soon! HO HO HO!

P.S.- And to you southerners- we're already planning a mini-tour next year with an all new show JUST FOR YOU in 2013. Unless the grey goo consumes us all, we will see you in the spring!

P.P.S. - This Saturday, Cinefamily and Everything is Terrible! invite you to Found Crap 8, hosted by Dan Harmon (Community) and Rob Schrab (The Sarah Silverman Program).  Not only is it a night of shitty found footage and drunk commentary, but it’s also Schrab’s birthday. Come celebrate the fact that he’s one year closer to death by watching mash-ups of god-awful movies!  GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

CHRISTMAS IS ALWAYS ALMOST HERE!

Only 27 shopping days until the release of our new DVD featuring all of your favorite holidays, a new live show, and 2 Tours on 2 coasts simultaneously! At the same time!

Holiday Tour! EAST!
12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY!)
12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY!)
12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha
12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St
12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY!)
12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)
12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)
12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)
12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)
12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)
12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY!)
12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus
12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY!)
12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!
12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY!)
12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)
12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex
12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY!)
12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur
12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY!)
12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9PM (BUY!)
12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit
12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY!)
12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)
12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) and 10PM (BUY!)
12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe
12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9PM (BUY!) and Midnight
(BUY!)

I WAS IN AFRICA!

BUY your tickets now for EIT! in NYC! on 12/12 @ 8:30PM with Thu Tran! It is gonna sell out, so do it now! After you buy those tickets, invite all your Facebook friends!

YOU'VE GOT POTENTIAL!

Go get 'em, kid.

PORTLAND!  BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW FOR EIT! LIVE AT THE HOLLYWOOD THEATRE ON 12/10 AT 7PM!

CASEY'S REVENGE!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection 

TORONTO! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW! FOR EIT! AT LEE'S PALACE ON 12/8 AT 9PM!

ELECTION DAY SCAM DOUBLE FEATURE!

Vote with the only true vote you have left in this crazy mixed up world - Youtube hits! Share this video if you think that Barack Obama is a Lizard Person. Share this video if you think that Mitt Romney is a Reptoid! You can help expose the Reptilian Agenda by contributing to the Channel 2020 Kickstarter Campaign!

HEY USA VOTE PIZZA PARTY 2012

Or vote Puppy Party if for some reason you don't want 50% of your taxes going to pizza research and subsidization of pizza-making costs.

This video came out in 2002, so pretty much all of these kids should be able to vote now.

TICKETS R ON SALE NOW 4 OUR HOLIDAY SHOW AT THE ROXIE IN SAN FRANCISCO ON 12-7!!! BUY THEM NOW BEFORE THEY SELL OUT!

HOLIDAY SPECIAL! 2012! TOUR & DVD!

Big Holiday Announcement! This December, we are releasing a new DVD featuring all of your favorite holidays! A new live show! And 2 Tours on 2 coasts simultaneously! At the same time!


Holiday Tour! EAST!
12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY NOW!)
12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY NOW!)
12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha
12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St
12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)
12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)
12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)
12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)
12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY NOW!)
12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus
12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY NOW!)
12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY NOW! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!
12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY NOW!)
12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)
12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex
12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY NOW!)
12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur
12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY NOW!)
12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (BUY NOW! 7pm or 9pm)
12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit
12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY NOW!)
12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)
12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (BUY NOW! 8PM or 10PM)
12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe
12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily (BUY NOW 4 EARLY SHOW!)
(BUY NOW 4 LATE SHOW!)

WE CANNOT WAIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Hey North America, see you in December!  Here's just a taste of what's to come!

MIAMI CONNECTION NOW PLAYING IN THEATERS NATIONWIDE!!

It seems like just yesterday that Zack Carlson brought a 35mm print of the soon-to-be-infamous MIAMI CONNECTION to our first annual Everything is Festival with a simple promise: "This movie is going to blow your face off."

It did-- so much that we brought it back for our third annual Everything is Festival this summer-- and because the world has gone crazy (in the best possible way of course), now MIAMI CONNECTION is opening in theaters across the USA courtesy of Drafthouse Films! 

Seriously, you HAVE to go see this one in theaters. We're third degree black belts in holyfuckingshit here at EIT, and we've never seen people react to a movie the way they do to MIAMI CONNECTION. It demands to be seen a room full of screaming maniacs! 

People danced in the aisles at the New York Asian Film Festival, kids broke concrete blocks with their bare hands at the Cinefamily, Fantastic Fest fanatics practically burned the Alamo Drafthouse to the ground, and fans showed their devotion with a high kick contest at the Music Box! 

The madness spreads this weekend as MIAMI CONNECTION opens at Seattle's Grand Illusion Cinema, The Roxie in San Francisco and the Hi-Pointe in St. Louis, with screenings in LA, NYC, Austin, Detroit, Denver, Nashville and more coming next weekend and throughout November!  

To find out where MIAMI CONNECTION is playing near you, go check out the Drafthouse Films page now! OHMAHGAAAAD!

3 MINUTE BARRIO WARS

Finally, a quality rendition of Romeo and Juliet.

IT'S OKAY TO BE DIFFERENT

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. You can see more here!