5,000 JERRIES. ONE NIGHT ONLY.*

Chicago! As we approach an important milestone in Maguirewatch history-- the ceremonial donation of the 5,000th Jerry-- we cordially invite you to join us and our pals at Saki (3716 W. Fullerton in Logan Square) for Show Me The Jerrys: An Everything is Terrible Gala!

Not only will you be able to bask in the glory of thousands upon thousands of Jerry Maguires stacked, shelved, and piled into pyramids and other magickal structures, we've got comedy from Chicago funny people Chad Briggs, Katie McVay, Lisa Laureta and Natalie Jose, video from GOOP of the GODS, Maguire loops that will alter your perceptions of time and space, and sweet EIT stuff to raffle off!

All donations collected at this FREE event will go towards expanding our Terrible empire in the form of our web series Sex City and Channel 2020!

Super cool, right? Then come join us this Saturday at 7!!

*PS TOTALLY NOT AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE!

CHANNEL 2020 UPDATE: ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT!

We are one week away from the end of our Channel 2020 Kickstarter and we are so close! A big, big thank you to everyone that has donated so far and if you haven't yet, time is running out! We've been hard at work putting this thing together so if you haven't been following our production tumblr, here's some things you missed:

Behold your new Reptile Overlord!

Prepare to educate yourself with "Repelling Them!," Part 162 of the Repco Educational Film Series, A History of the Reptilian Empire!

Also we are incredibly pleased and excited to announce that our dear friends, the Puterbaugh Sisters, have joined the Channel 2020 cast! Anyone familiar with the Chicago comedy scene already knows how funny and talented these two are and we couldn't be happier to have them under Reptile control.

And if you're still undecided, anyone who donates $20 or more will receive not only their Kickstarter rewards but also a FREE BONUS DVD of EIT's "The Rise and Fall of God," shown only once before at this year's Everything is Festival! (And if you've already donated over $20 and want the bonus dvd, just email your name and address to channel2020tv@gmail.com and you'll get one too!)
So please DONATE NOW!

ELECTION DAY SCAM DOUBLE FEATURE!

Vote with the only true vote you have left in this crazy mixed up world - Youtube hits! Share this video if you think that Barack Obama is a Lizard Person. Share this video if you think that Mitt Romney is a Reptoid! You can help expose the Reptilian Agenda by contributing to the Channel 2020 Kickstarter Campaign!