Thursday, November 29, 2012

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY... HO, HO, HO.



This year, show that special someone just how much they're worth by heading on down to your local Everything is Terrible store to take advantage of our spectacular holiday deal spectacular!.

Holiday Tour! EAST!
12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY!)
12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY!)
12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha
12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St
12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY!)
12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)
12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)
12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)
12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)
12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)
12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY!)
12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus
12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY!)
12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!
12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY!)
12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)
12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex
12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY!)
12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 8PM
12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY!)
12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9PM (BUY!)
12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit 
12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY!)
12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)
12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) and 10PM (BUY!)
12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe
12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9PM (BUY!) and midnight (BUY!)

7 comments :

Anonymous said...

You don't list a starting time for shows without a third-party ticket vendor in this schedule. Could you include it for the proud denizens of Oakland, Baltimore, etc? Thanks!

Anonymous said...

well edited good sirs.

Ravenhallow said...

I laughed hard enough to snort, good job.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Will you be asking for Jerry's this tour as you did on the Poochiez tour? I actually have some this time.

Anonymous said...

I have about 75 fuggin' Jerrys, you guys are getting them whether you want them or not.