Friday, November 02, 2012

3 MINUTE BARRIO WARS

Finally, a quality rendition of Romeo and Juliet.

16 comments :

Anonymous said...

...PLATO!

Dave said...

Thank you William Shakespeare.

Anonymous said...

having dated a latina girl before from Miami, this is definitely accurate.

Anonymous said...

The pinnacle of mankind.

Anonymous said...

PLAY-DOH! ... is non toxic

Anonymous said...

Juliet: Romeo, Romeo...why da' fuck you named Romeo? Leave yo' raggedy-assed crew and come hang in my crib, boo, and I'll tell these mutha' fuckas round here to get steppin'!

Romeo: Girl, you be trippin'.

Anonymous said...

Was the blood stain on the pillow behind the guy supposed to look like Rocky?

Ravenhallow said...

I know I for one want the last words I hear from my lover as I die to be "you didn't get my page?!"

Anonymous said...

This makes me want to shake my coolo.

Anonymous said...

I have never seen a knife bleed so much in my life. Luckily the woman was unharmed other than choking for a moment on some red hots.

--Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...

mellowcheddar said...

Cute rottweiler @ 1:14.

andiepants said...

This is eerily similar to the ending of "The Room," right down to the billowy white bed curtains.

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is a page?

Anonymous said...

I wish I had a knife that shoots blood

Anonymous said...

if only he got that page.....

Julian said...

YOU DIDN'T CHECK MY GEOCITIES PERSONAL WEB PAGE?

What the hell--no, my mom was on the phone with my brother, Non-Toxic Modeling Compound, so I couldn't use the Internet.

Just remember kids: before you commit suicide, check your pager. If you don't have a pager, then just go right ahead.