HOW TO CARVE YOUR DAMN PUMPKIN ALREADY!

LOOSE MEAT'S UNMARKED VHS VOL. #1: "SO-CAL"

LOOSE MEAT'S UNMARKED VHS VOLUME #1: "SO-CAL" from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

SPIDER IS A ROCK GOD!

SPIDER IS A ROCK GOD /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

MEMORY HOLE: GRANDMOTHER WILL DIE

MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING

Are you ready to carve the Thanksgiving turkey next week??

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

DO A BETTER JOB WEEK!

SICH MANG - KOLDSTEAL!

Here's a music video that I made entirely out of Cold Steel youtube infomercials for Sich Mang, who are super fucking awesome! Buy their new album from Rainbow Records! These guys also scored a lil' chunk of the upcoming original series from Commodore Gilgamesh and Ghoul Skool that's about to drop.

Oh my god, we have so much to yap about! Tickets just went on sale for our Vancouver, BC show on 9/11! "BUY! SELL! BUY!"

3 MINUTE BARRIO WARS

Finally, a quality rendition of Romeo and Juliet.

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

FACK YOO, CAWP!

Thanks, Cinefile.

BLUE COLLAR SUICIDE WATCH

This one's for everyone watching EIT from their cubicle. We've all been here at one point or another, I'm sure.