Wednesday, November 21, 2012

PEOPLE'S COURT UNDERWATER!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Ben O'Brien, one of geniuses at Showbeast and Wham City, made this amazing ff video outta underwater scenes! Way cool!



And! I can't believe I never posted this before! A year or so ago, your favorite Commodore was on The People's Court defending my rights as a standup comedian!



All the jokes used were stolen without permission from this tape!

22 comments :

MYTHOS said...

It is the will of Manos that I do your routine!

Anonymous said...

What? No Man from Atlantis? Still, very cool clip...


And, Commodore! You are as cute as a bug's ear! I must admit, your ex was kinda cute too, in an oily weasel sort of way. But anyone who steals jokes and kicks dogs is a filthy bit of scum.

Anonymous said...

Damn! What an ugly little bit of misogyny there at the end! I notice funny-man Nick didn't have the balls to tell that 'joke' to the judge.

By the way, I hear the none other than Robin Williams is one of those notorious joke-thieves.

Anonymous said...

No one would blame you for giving the second clip the 'Creep' tag.

E.MU. said...

You guys, I'm pretty sure that Commodore is the defendant, in which case...this is all an act? (heh-heh?) Otherwise, why would he post this?

Anyway, be civil and keep the greasy weasel comments to yourselves.

closedmouth said...

That second video is a gag, right? It has to be.

Anonymous said...

I can't relate to either of the characters. The female is too charismatic - I don't know her, why do I trust her? I'm sorry, it makes me suspicious. The male, he is acting a play for - who is the audience? It'll be ok.

Anonymous said...

god, please tell me Commodore is the girl. that guy's joke at the end was not okay

Anonymous said...

They're both in on it, Jesus people calm the fuck down. The Gaddaffi bit comes from that "horrible joke" tape that they posted a while back.

Uncle Bingo said...

That underwater love BS was almost perfect but it forgot the shark and zombie love affair from Zombi. Click my name for the link per usual, for a deeper understanding.

COMMODORE GILGAMESH said...

I gotta level with you guys. I've never been so disappointed in all of you. I feel so misunderstood. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm a baby!

Anonymous said...

Nick and Nora Variety Hour.

IT'S FAKE.

Now you've upset the Commodore. He's sad and crying because you dummies think he's a sexist dog kicker.

Anonymous said...

I don't think this was meant for us. Its not fake its telling a story. Myself, I think the problem comes when we live in out stories about what is happening instead of facing what we see. Eventually the two grow so far apart that is has to be faced, and the adjustment is all the more painful. But better with time.

closedmouth said...

Sorry Gilgamesh, but the video really makes little sense without context.

Anonymous said...

The People's Court video is hilarious. Guys, its not real. Hah, listen to what he says at the end. I seriously doubt the case was real either. Did you see homegirl's leopard skirt as she walked away?

Believe it or not, the cases are not real. said...

"There's two ways to reason with women; here's one, here's the other. Right? Who's with me?"

Pearls before swine.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious joke at the end, everyone who thinks otherwise is a silly billy.

Alexandr the okay said...

Golden rule of oligarchy;
don't steal jokes..
<3 being a comedian is like being a chef, unforgivable, and the best result is you get your own TV show..

Ravenhallow said...

Don't worry, Commodore, we still love you, even if you are a sexist dogkicker *BIG INCONSPICUOUS WINKY FACE*

Anonymous said...

a- who knew commodore was such a fox?
b- why would you ever be judged by anyone other than judge judy. UM IS NOT AN ANSWER.
c- why are you not coming to austin this year
d- you're code to prove im not a bot is too fucking hard because im wine drunk and typing with one eye open

Jon Fritch said...
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Jon Fritch said...

Really? People thought Commodore was Nora? Guys, just do a Google image search for Commodore Gilgamesh. Nick is right there.

Commodore, you definitely have a doppelgänger in Billy Mitchell from The King of Kong documentary. You're very handsome. You make dog-kicking sexy.

Shows like this always make the man look bad.

You guys were amazing, though, punking a court show like that. Bravo.