Thursday, March 31, 2011

2-MINUTE PULSEBEAT!



One aerobics montage followed by another followed by an aerobics themed sex scene followed by another. This movie sent me straight to bonertown.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

2-MINUTE BLAST! (WITH EXPLOSIONS!)




If you ever wondered why Eddie Griffin doesn't star in more action movies, here you go:



(And who would have thought that Vivica A. Fox would have already been in TWO two-minute movies this week? Two too few, if you ask this lowly intern-thing...)

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

2-MINUTE SENIORITA JUSTICE!!!



You like reinforcing negative ethnic stereotypes don't cha? How 'bout constant yet poorly-choreographed violence devoid of context swimming in a sea of machismo sexist posturing? This movie has everything!

Monday, March 28, 2011

2-MINUTE BOAT TRIP!



Let's kick off 2-Minute Movie Week with this homophobic, seafaring turdfest! It's like Snowdogs, but instead of pooches terrorizing our favorite funnyman/adult baby Cuba Gooding Jr., this time it is a boat full of homosexuals! Uh Oh! Things are gonna get "weird!"

Friday, March 25, 2011

ONE BAD MELON FARMING MOTORSCOOTER

Normally I'm against censorship, but sometimes you can't argue with the results.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

DUANE & HAMMER- GROOVIN'

This is big, you guys! Presenting, rare, never before-seen-footage from behind the scenes of the Duane / Hammer musical collaboration, "Groovin'":



The video itself was shot into space, in hopes of finding an alien race with the brain power to understand this mighty juggernaut of awesome.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

THE ART OF FLAIR

I can appreciate any art form that began in a T.G.I. Friday's.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

OH THOSE CRAZY CATS!

Today we are celebrating our 1000th post on Everything Is Terrible! in the only way we know how: another hit-pandering adorable kitty video! So kick back, click the mouse and enjoy the kute kuddly kitties cuz you are never getting those three minutes and twenty-nine seconds back. Booya!



Special thanks to Al Scorch for the tape.

Monday, March 21, 2011

MAKE MILLIONS IN HOME VIDEO ENTERTAINMENT

This tape is meant to make you rich by selling your funniest home videos to that show 'America's Funniest People.' Joe Flaherty kills a dude. Oh yeah, NSFW.


Friday, March 18, 2011

Thursday, March 17, 2011

WHAT WOMEN WANT!

Remember life on the farm? This'll remind you.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

SEINFELD DAD!

What's the deal with being a pregnant man?!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Monday, March 14, 2011

A WORKOUT VIDEO FOR YOUR FUNNY BONE MUSCLE!



And in case you were wondering what would happen if a kittykat watched this video, here's this from our good friends at ScottWhiteman!

Sunday, March 13, 2011

THE WORLD CAN'T WAIT!

We need your help. Today a terrible atrocity has been committed. Amazon has done the unthinkable. They removed the 'VHS' search tab. No this isn't a joke! Seriously, the world needs your help. Please contact Amazon today, beg them to bring it back, write to your representatives, get in the streets, fucking do something!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

FROM THE CHRONICLES OF "RAPPIN'"

Because who hasn't had a snack attack... then rapped about it... at a friend's workplace...

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

DO THE TOUCHDOWN HUSTLE!


Thanks to Chicago's own DJ Scrabblor for the tape!

Monday, March 07, 2011

CREEPS N' SEX OBJECTS 4 KIDZ!


Ugggh, Helen The Chicken sure is a combat-boot-wearin, hootin-tootin new-age-liberal Fema-Nazi. You shoulda heard the rants about not eating chicken! What a nag!

Friday, March 04, 2011

HA!

This one goes out to my toots in Cleveland, where I am pretty sure Brother Mike is from (he mentioned WMMS at one point!). I thought it could use a little love, since I'm not sure if he understood demo tapes are not meant to look like a serial killer's diary.

Thursday, March 03, 2011

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

SCREW THE MUMMY!



This is just the tip of the magnificent crapberg that is DEVIL STORY! Thanks to Destination a-Go-Go for the source!