HILLBILLY COMEDY VIDEO ART!

These dudes are pretty experimental.

YOUR SADDLEBAGS AND YOU

Remember, keep smiling...



And thanks to Dawn Jansen for helping us find this magic crystal.

EXPLORE YOUR PERINEUM

This exploration of the mystical gates of the perineum comes to us from Dr. Bruce Kumar Frantzis - practitioner of the ancient healing art of Chi Gung.

UPDATE: SORRY FOLKS, THIS VIDEO DONE GOT CEASE & DESISTED!

A devoted member of the EIT! community rescued this tape from the bin while cleaning out her grandparents' old place in New Mexico. Thank you Maggie. Thank you New Mexico. Thank you grandparents. Thank you cosmos.

RACKETEERING FOR THE LORD!

JOBS? ON MY INTERNET?

It's true! Even if you are a magazine cut-out, a Little Person, or trapped inside a TV, there's a job for you on the internet!

WAR 4 KIDZ SONG!

HONOR YOUR PARTNER

listen up. There is going to be a dance party this Sunday in Chicagee and it is going to be pretty fucking whack. But wait you say - doesn't whack mean bad!?!? We took back the Terrible and now we are taking back the Whack. And it is all going to be free! The djs from Odd Obsession Movies will be playing all the whackest soul, dancehall, and downright dirty grooves while The Commodore, The Intern, and Y.V. lay down the whackest video tracks from the EIT! vaults. It is going to be a hootenany folks - so put on your dancin' shoes and pop in your favorite dance instructional - cuz you're gonna' need the practice. Beauty Bar. Chicago, Illinois. 9pm. Dance! Booya!

3-MINUTE AMERICAN CHINATOWN!

From the director of Miami Connection! No shit!



Like Miami Connection, the stilted performances, incomprehensible character development, and awkward pacing of this "film" demand to be seen in full. That's why we'll include a DVD copy with all orders placed between now and Monday, January 24!

(PS- The sound on the movie itself is beyond awful. I cleaned it up the best I could. Sorry it still sucks.)

HIN YIN (FOR MEN) - NSFW

To kick off the week, MLK inspired us to live as one. Inspired by his spirit, I have decided to release an ancient art form for the whole worlds benefit. Enjoy, and remember dudes, practice EVERY day, four even five hundred times a day, there is no limit to mans ability to please himself and in turn, the world. THIS IS HOW CHANGE HAPPENS! Inspire yourself! Hin Yin a friend!


EXTREMELY NSFW, unless you work in Iran, then this is totally cool.

MAURY AUGUSTUS AND THE FALL OF THE WEST

I thought I'd try something new this week and present one week's worth of clips from Maury. Not VHS, I know- but I really, really like clapping and yelling. TGIF!

PUPPET HATE!

SIN = HELL

DREAMS OF A TRUCKASAURUS

Thanks to B. Kosmina from Australia for the tape!

MAGUIREWATCH UPDATE!

Rumors are flying among Maguire insiders that former champion Destination a-go-go is gearing up for a Jerry showdown with the new king, Tom Rombouts!




But amidst the drama of the struggle for the Maguire crown, we wanted to take a moment to say "thanks" to all the self-completers out there who have sent us their Jerrys.

Every Maguire you send to Everything is Terrible! is special, from the 31 we got from Team Doom of Denver, Co:



to the one sent in by this Maguire skeptic:



KEEP SENDING DEM JERRYS, INTERNET!

A VERY SPECIAL GUNS N' ROSES FRIDAY

I hope this takes you away... to a special place.



This was made in 2005 by the way.

GROWNUPS LOVE TEDDY BEARS!

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE FUTURE

TRUTH!

Happy new year! Let's kick off 2012 with some Truth!





For more Truth, go to http://conspiracytruth.us/

R.I.P. 2010: THE INTERN-THING

It was a big year for sports...





And Jesus...



And Jesus-related sports...



Thanks for your prayers.

Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes for the year end wrap up tomorrow.

R.I.P. 2010: AIRWAVE RANGER

HAPPY NEW YEAR! YOU DID IT! WE DID IT! HERE'S PROOF!











Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.