Monday, November 30, 2009

TEEN VID: THE MAGAZINE YOU WATCH!

Teens hate to read, but they love celebrities. Thankfully there's Teen Vid so teens can stay up to date on what celebrities are shopping without having to deal with stupid old people words and still pictures.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

A HOLIDAY MESSAGE FROM EIT!


For this year's turkey genocide, let us stop and think about the life Harry The Turkey could have lived...

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

UCB TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW!

Get your tickets here!

Monday, November 23, 2009

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!

Did you think we would let the holiday season go by without doing a holiday special? Well, Los Angeles- grab your nutcracker bongs and get ready for our highest concept show to date! THE EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!!

Oh yeah, and the show will be hosted by us, and a couple of dudes named MATT BESSER and MATT WALSH. It's no big deal, they're only our heroes.

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!

EIT ON VACATION

Hey Terribleteers,
We're taking this holiday week off to focus on our new teen drama for the CW. It's about a group of Mormon internet monsters that solve sexy crimes and have weekly cat fights. Thanks to Ashley for the publicity still:

There will still be some sporadic posts up this week and then we'll be back to our regular posting schedule next week. In the meantime, here's some hunting videos from Yonder Vittles and Commodore Gilgamesh to tide you over.




See you next week!

Friday, November 20, 2009

HUMMING FOR GOD

There's so much goofy shit in this video that I suspect it might have been made ironically. Whatever, let's all discuss it over an order of Jack Daniels ribs at TGIFridays. Are those things even still around?

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR CAT'S

We love our cats here at Everything Is Terrible! and want only the best for our bewhiskered friends. While we hope you never have to use any of the information found on this video we are providing it as a public service to all of the kitties of the world and the beautiful people who love them.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

THE CHRISTIAN ROBOT!


*Thanks to Chicago David for this gem!

Monday, November 16, 2009

3 MINUTE DEATH DRUG

Stay off the wack, suckers.



And here's a bonus music video from Phillip Michael Thomas' burgeoning mid-80's music career:



Finally, a big thanks to all the people that came out to see us in St. Louis and Columbia! We had truly fantastic crowds both nights. We had a blast bringing the Terrible to Missouri and we left that wonderful state with a new pile of VHS and some new friends. What more could we ask for?

Friday, November 13, 2009

DECK OUT YOUR BUNKER FOR Y2K



Thanks to El Scorcho for the video.

ST. LOUIS! TONIGHT!

Be there unless you're somewhere else! BOO-YA!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

LOS ANGELES TURNS 8-BIT TONIGHT!!!


Come see yesterday's tomorrows -- today! Tonight, we'll sift through the last 40 years of big scary machines and all the mysterious things they did. Machines that were, at the time, cutting edge but are now antiquated and often down right quaint.

We'll be screening short films by pioneers like Stan Vandeerbek, Eric Siegel among others and some documentaries from that time dealing with everything from synthesizers to computer hacking, a 1969 industrial film's idea of life in 1999 (and see how much they got right and wrong) and various pop cultural detritus showing how we ate it all up (Bubblicious Pac Man TV commercials, news stories on video game trends, etc.) After the show, stick around for a show-and-tell demo of some curious analog contraptions.

PLUS 15 GLORIOUS MINUTES OF EIT'S BEST 'INTERNET' RELATED CLIPS!!!

EIT IN MISSOURA!

Missourians! We will be inside your fantastic state this weekend! Please don't be shy with the pizza, grass, and helmet washings!!!



Buy tickets for the St. Louis show at Antartica (5226 Gravois St) or at Apop Records. Columbia, buy tickets at Ragtag Cinema (10 Hitt St).

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

INTERNATIONAL SMACKDOWN

Ghoul Skool, I'll take your Super Xuxa and raise you one Rajini Kanth, known simply to his legions of fans as SUPERSTAR. Despite his ill-defined chin and lack of dancing ability, this dude is the highest paid actor in India. A fan even set himself on fire out of love for SUPERSTAR!



We love you SUPERSTAR!



To declare your undying love, visit:

http://www.rajinikanth.com/


http://www.rajinifans.com/


TWO'FOR TUESDAY!

Look, I love a heavily edited vid as much as they next guy, but this weekend I found something weird and pretty great. I always knew Brazilian sensation XUXA was a remarkable maniac, but I never knew her as a 'holyfuckingshit' rock opera movie star! 'Super Xuxa' was the most watched movie in Brazil EVER from 1988-2001, and you will soon understand why.

Seriously, look at every shot with care and tell me what this means to you. What if we all woke up every morning to this? How different do you think life would be? The film also includes a lot more of that puppet dog, white child slavery, the devil (I think), a pink dolphin, and much, much, much more. What caught my eye in the first place was one of the best VHS covers I've ever seen...


Anyways, other cultures sure are funny!


Monday, November 09, 2009

HIT BEBE, KIDS!

Finally a video that teaches kids about the abusive relationship between baseball and bat.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

WHEN SCOOTERZ ROOLED

Razors were the original Segway.

Thanks to our buddy John Gross for this video!

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Monday, November 02, 2009

THE EXCITING NEW WORLD OF DATA ENTRY

Early 80s computers were confusing and scary. Luckily, Steve Allen was there to help you laugh your computer fears away. With a computer, you can do anything from data entry to a slightly different kind of data entry!


Chicago! Don't forget that we will be at the Hungry Brain tonight showing spooooky new videos and the terrifyingly terrible feature, Boarding House! Plus a special bonus puppet show at 8:30 pm! Did we mention it's FREE? All the details HERE!