Wednesday, November 18, 2009

THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR CAT'S

We love our cats here at Everything Is Terrible! and want only the best for our bewhiskered friends. While we hope you never have to use any of the information found on this video we are providing it as a public service to all of the kitties of the world and the beautiful people who love them.

20 comments :

Eldavatron said...

cat anal!? common!!

Nicol3 said...

Me-Ow..

Real-life pussy pain-olympics.

Destination A Go-Go said...

ATTENTION!
A Major Whisker Watch Is In Effect.



....Champion, Nooooooo!!!!!

LexLex said...

"...Speak to it soothingly. Gently lift the cats tail and insert the thermometer."
Ahh... Can anyone see the ultimate contradiction?

As they put a styrofoam cup around the twig, all I felt in my heart was sadness...pure sadness.

Carl said...

this is the kind of thing EIT was made for! everything is terrible! poor kitties!

Fat 'n Boring said...

So basically, cats are a pain the ass that require a lot of first aid.

marahe said...

even better the 2nd time around. a truly amazing video.

Eric said...

Lol, at 0:25 the cat's looking back like, "What are you gonna do back there?" Then, "Ohshitohshitohshit!"

Anonymous said...

I like to be restrained with a hug and spoken to soothingly

Anonymous said...

did she just use a dead cat to demonstrate cpr?

Max said...

That was horrifying. My eyes are wide.

Benjamin said...

I know! I feel all worried and anxious now!

Anonymous said...

The hardcore cat-lover would've wiped that thermometer clean orally.

Anonymous said...

The Cure's Lovecats was going through my mind while watching this.

We're so wonderfully, wonderfully wonderfully, Wonderfully pretty!

scamps said...

Yes, let's demonstrate what dangers we should keep our cats away from by EXPOSING CATS TO THEM.

Anonymous said...

No cats were harmed in the making of this video, but I feel like shit now. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

that was a hell of a shove

Kimberly said...

Ohhh my god. When I saw this, I started to simultaneously laugh and sob hysterically.

Anonymous said...

You're amazing. I love you.

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