Early 80s computers were confusing and scary. Luckily, Steve Allen was there to help you laugh your computer fears away. With a computer, you can do anything from data entry to a slightly different kind of data entry!
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Monday, November 02, 2009
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That was a lovely outfit she was wearing.
At night she's just a normal person but during the day she changes into, Super Secretary! She can make and bring you coffee in under 3 minutes. Now, what computer can do that?
Can I also get porn on a computer?
Computers back then were pretty damn amazing. They were apparently able to serve as time machines and import her from 1939 - accent, outfit, hair, and all!
I suppose I just don't see why to buy one of these if I have paper and a calculator instead. I can also power down my calculator, you know.
Dress size, illnesses, first words, you name it!
I tried to stick in a dictionary somehow using the hand motion shown... why didn't it work?
I'm so very glad my com-pu-tor allots me time to do important things like bake pies, darn socks and scrub floors. You know, all the things that make a woman's life so fulfilling!
You are right.
Data entry is such a vast and exploring field that we learn new things every day.
Sachin
Cignus Web Services
- a Data Entry Company
That's a sweeeet 5" monitor that Steve's got there.
Nancy Reagan! Thought you gave up the acting when Ronnie went into politics.
I think I prefer How To Make Love To Steve Allen, The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen, Journey To The Center of Steve Allen, and Steve Allen's Advice To Marty more than this.
Also, I think my captcha tried to insult me - it said "trard".
Scamps, Captcha has been rather cheeky lately. I blame the Illuminati.
Case in point: my Captcha word was "reenis."
YES, Katherine Hepburn-Accent Lady! YES, wear the silver pants-suit! PLEASE WEAR THE SILVER PANTS SUIT, and then say the words "haahd drahve" a few more times. For me.
Lol "computers and you for the tight ass uber republican yuppies edition"
Mo-DEM? What is this... Mo-DEM of which you speak?
No, seriously, what would you even do with a modem back then? Download ASCII porn?
Scamps, when I added a friend on facebook, the captcha said "humping grandchildren". Now, blogger's captcha said "goidan" *refresh* *refresh* "nodick" *refresh* *refresh* "retard" *refresh* *refresh* "faark" *refresh* *refresh* "sorre".
Apparently facebook and google found this amusing.
HAHA, haha, hAHa, HaHA, haHA, HAha...
Heh, that's Jayne Meadows, Steve's wife. She always looked like a plastic cut-out to me.
Christopher said...
"No, seriously, what would you even do with a modem back then? Download ASCII porn?"
No, silly. You play Global Thermonuclear War.
Noo, Vagabond, noooooo. That could turn out terribly. Use it to change your grades and then kick a beer bottle down the street or something. Stay away from "Global Thermonuclear War"
Cods on all my friends? I really don't understand computers.
Is that Fred Willard? I think that's Fred Willard.
cute, I totally fapped to it
No, Jayne, I think I'll wear the silver pants suit.
Leaving you more time for the fun stuff, like washing dishes, baking pies!
cannot get enough
http://waxy.org/2008/09/computability/
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Pioneer Cassette in the DEN 300.00...
PANASONIC VCR 800.00...
RCA 19" 500.00...
SONY 19 520.00...
looks like they spent total over 4 thousand bucks for a bunch of crap dumped out in an alley somewhere about 20 years ago
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