Monday, November 16, 2009

3 MINUTE DEATH DRUG

Stay off the wack, suckers.



And here's a bonus music video from Phillip Michael Thomas' burgeoning mid-80's music career:



Finally, a big thanks to all the people that came out to see us in St. Louis and Columbia! We had truly fantastic crowds both nights. We had a blast bringing the Terrible to Missouri and we left that wonderful state with a new pile of VHS and some new friends. What more could we ask for?

24 comments :

Greg said...

i've been asking Philip Michael Thomas for my alligator hairbrush back for years! i should be the one walkin around with those sweet locks. just aint right.

John said...

So when you store drugs in a tennis racket... does it become a tennis whack-it?

Anonymous said...

So this must be where the term "racketeering" comes from - fascinating!

23 Wolves said...

This was gettin' me good Saturday. I would love to see that Wicked Clown shit again, too, as long as you guys won't get hatchet-chopped for uploading it. "Where's my fuckin' money, motherfucko?" Damn.

Walter Frazier said...

That was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Was that The Gap Band?

marahe said...

if they hadn't done that voiceover, i never would have understood what was going on.

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

23 Wolves,
That video would probably get pulled immediately if we posted it, so we are keeping that as a live exclusive for the time being.

Also, thank you so much for the bag of tapes. I'm going to watch that Pokemon video tonight.

Also, Anonymous, that is the Gap Band. Good eye.

23 Wolves said...

That tape has some gems in it, but it is kind of boring to watch - just one static shot...also it cost three damn dollars at a roadside stand run by filthy maniacs. They wouldn't negotiate either. Assholes. Hope you enjoy. Hey, my verification word is "bongett."

Anonymous said...

23 Wolves:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193007/

Adam said...

Lust the Dust

Nicol3 said...

Filmed in Crystal-clear, super dynamic Plastic-bottle vision.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm in love... Who isn't enamored by a guy who has bad trips in the grocery store and crawls all over other ladies?

Fat 'n Boring said...

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm *glad* that P.M. Thomas had the gumption to make everyone aware of the dangers of group skating in the company of strung-out biker skinheads. I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me and my friends!

I really feel like someone finally understands..

therandomizer said...

Does anyone remember the psychic hot-line commercials Phillip Michael Thomas used to do? Someone needs to find that, I couldn't.

Anonymous said...

I remember this one time when I thought my alligator turned into a hairbrush. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed until I crapped myself. Then it turned into a rat on a stack of oranges. And I laughed and laughed and laughed.

erick_ said...

You're all missing the point, the videos are to be played at the same time while brushing your hair with an alligator brush. :)

Anonymous said...

"This brings the death toll up to 19"
Pretty sure beer has a higher death rate than that. That being said, I wonder what happens if you take angel dust with acid?

Anonymous said...

Wisdom Wisdom Wisdom
http://lockecole.ath.cx/Seven%20Pillars%20of%20Wisdom%20-%20Angel%20Dust.mp3

Anonymous said...

phillip michael thomas looks like samwell. You jknow, that guy who did "what what in the butt"

Waqas Malik said...

"and that brings our death toll from angel dust to 19" wow, this must be some heavy stuff, having a death toll less than that from cigarette use.

also i wud love to have my hairbrush turn into an alligator. i want a baby alligator for a pet =))

Andrew said...

Nice music video! Dreams of the Architect.

Anonymous said...

disappointed that searching for PCP on this site doesn't return this post but searching alligator does. just saying.

StevenTheAnimeNerd said...

Did the Dolemite guy make the death drug movie?