Wednesday, May 19, 2010

A LIL' SOMETHING FOR GRANDMA ON HUMP DAY

I tried to make a 2.5-minute version of the movie Rappin' but I failed miserably.

So here's something adorably inappropriate for you.



I still believe the 2.5 minute version can be done... I just can't cut out all that sweet, sweet rappin'.

19 comments :

Heather said...

INAPPROPRIATE HIP THRUST BY A MINOR ALERT

Jason said...

I want that lady to be my gram gram . :(

John said...

Hey kid... you are the Last Dragon, you posses the power of the glow.

Leo O'Brien is my favorite actor. I had no idea he was in more than one movie!

Voracious_Boot said...

I feel... dirty. Did granny just incestuously leer at buff, suspenders-wearing grandson?

Yes. Yes she did.

Nate said...

EIT If you put up the 164 minute version (ie the whole damn thing) of this movie, I wont tell.

Anonymous said...

Well, that's just silly.

Fat 'n Boring said...

Ah, Mario Van Peebles. If this had been directed by his father, Melvin, there probably would have been an unsimulated sex scene involving grandma. Also, the word "Badassss" would have been inserted into the title.

Heather said...

@FAB: too true.

Anonymous said...

Martin Lawrence just isn't the same anymore since these Big Momma's moves.

Destination A Go-Go said...

I'm just not sure if sneaking into porno films with your little bro and hanging around for the money shot was something grandma needed to know.

However, it's presentation was flawless. Well done Mr.Peebles.

Luke said...

I find it a little disturbing that the two rappers squat down and rap to their grandmother's vagina. Also... why the heck are they talking about x-rated movies and big behinds in front of her? Those are the last things I would ever rap about to my granny.

Charlie said...

Grandma raised her boys good...

...so, so good.

(Imma make you dayance!)

Heather said...

@Luke: It would have been safer had they stuck to dope rhymes about Geritol and dentures. Werd.

Anonymous said...

Haters gotta hate, players gotta play...word to your mother.

Sean Doyle said...

It seems that no matter how many times I see it, the 2Everything 2Terrible ad at the end always surprises me and makes me wonder for a moment if I'm dead and in hell or not.

Kyle said...

This popped into my head 15 seconds in:

"We're brothers!
We're happy and we're singing and we're colored!
Give me a high-five!"

Matt C said...

A Rappin Sonny Spoon!

John Zak said...

Why is granny so gosh damn hot. verification: biest

Emma said...

lol groovy Sonic the Hedgehog music.