Much like the master of mystery himself, this product should get punched in the stomach and die from Peritonitis.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
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Did you guys manipulate the sound on this one or does it sound this demonic naturally?
"Look Mommy, I'm a STAR!"
As a male, there is nothing that gets my motor humming more that woman wearing a "candy cane" hair due.
That song would have been so much better with Autotune.
That sounded like Ike Willis from Zappa's band singing. And was Max Maven in the commercial?
Boy, Michael McDonald hit some low points in his career, didn't he?
I wouldn't mind twisting it up on a Saturday night...
With what I've learned about pumping up my business attire from "Scarves, Scarves, Scarves" coupled with the glamorous yet sophisticated look of the candy cane bun, I'm sure to become a high-power business woman! Thanks, EIT!
@Bondfool: Ha!
AH DO THA CANDYYYYY CAAAAAANE
Hairdini's
never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down,
never gonna run around and desert you,
never gonna make you cry,
never gonna say goodbye,
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
DO THE CANDY CANE
DO IT RICK ASTLEY
Sounds like lesbians singing.
There is a slight touch of the demonic to the singing style, methinks. That would explain the devil magic of the candy cane.
You know, if I had the gay black chorus encouraging me, I might have actually been able to use that product, but instead all I had was torture! That's right, I actually purchased the "Hairdini" and the way these bastards show you slipping hair so carefree and easily over the phallic shape is nonsense! You would have to hammer that to your skull for it to work properly and even then I'm not even sure. (not bitter...)
God, why did hair in the 80's/early 90's have to be so horrible? I guess every decade has its bad fashion mistakes, but it's like any good taste during the 80's just lost the will to live.
I remember these commercials. Looked as dumb then as they do now.
Kinda sounds like David Liebe Hart singing in overdrive...
This man can really sing! Is this song available on iTunes?? (please note the sarcasm)
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