Friday, May 07, 2010

GEEZ, MOM!

Why do you have to embarrass me in front of everybody?!

46 comments :

Kathleen said...

I think I've had a similar conversation with my mom.
"Foo?"
"Foo! Foo! Foo!"
After the "Are they Chinese" comment the mother should have asked, "Is that the same as the Foo Foo Dolls? I mean, the Goo Fighters?"

Namaps said...

"You know, we did forget you one time, Tyler."

claytondora said...

Her brood aren't even worth the effort of declaring their names. Pitiful wench.

Dave Ramsey said...

My God! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! Suze Orman has been under the knife!

Renee of the Fae said...

Wow! That first girl was a brat! And, really? They'll have those colors for the rest of their lives? Way to make individuality a chore, Mom!

randomgadget said...

At least they don't get hand me downs, just lifelong psychological scars.

Any true fan would know that foofighters was slang for UFOs, what a poser, am I right, right?

John said...

This is how the Menendez Brothers got their start.

Heather said...

To be fair, claytondora, I've done this with my kids (I have five). But since I like the sound of "pitiful wench," I won't object.

Heather said...

Also, that mom of six is just plain crazy. Talk about trying to impose order on perceived chaos...let your kids eat their dinner in slouchy peace, woman!

Fat 'n Boring said...

Mom identifies her chillens according to color. Perhaps she's a fan of "Reservoir Dogs". So..is she supposed to be "Mr.Blonde"?

Anonymous said...

That mom at the end looked like she was ready to slap that kid.

justinDURDEN said...

"I don't like umbrellas"

I would've smacked that kid.

Jon Pernisek said...

Back straight. BACK STRAIGHT!

ianwissman said...

Mom's trying to build her own army of Power Rangers.

Lazlo H. said...

The first girl isn't a brat, she's just reacting to a really obnoxious mom. Trust me on this one.

Ryan said...

#2? #2?! #2 you little shit!

Also role calls, generally you want to do these before you leave...

DO NOT LET THIS WOMAN VOLUNTEER FOR CLASS FIELDTRIPS.

Food Fighters sounds like some sorta weight watchers band.

Marty said...

At least when my dad referred to me as #4 (out of 5) it was in reference to birth order and not a substitute for my name! But now that I think about it, maybe my parents wouldnt have been alcoholics if we were each given a color....hm...

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a way to over-analyze a band name. I'm sure her parents grilled her on what a Chubby Checker was when she wanted to hear "The Twist"

And Nazi-mom made me want to hurt some one, probably her.

Anonymous said...

YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR COLOR!

Waqas Malik said...

you can't change your color!! you have to stay white, no michael jackson bull shit in hey-re!!!

mcsandwich said...

If my mom tried to make me shop at Eddie Bauer (great job fuzzing that out by the way) I wouldn't like umbrellas either.

Wylie said...

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Libbie said...

Taylor. Tyler. Turner. Tanner. what are the other two kids' names, I wonder?

This family is REALLY not big on individuality. I predict all the girls will grow up to be camwhores and all the boys will grow up to be camwhores.

filmscience said...

Hold on, stop the friggin station wagon.

All "T" -names, but called by number instead, and given a color label.

W
T
F
?

What kind of mental disorder would lead a mother to require a system such as this? She's like an Oliver Sacks case study in waiting.

Mene Tekel said...

My mother raised three of her own kids and five foster kids and she never demoralized us this way. We all had names and she remembered who's shit was what.
This video just speaks to how weak a parent this woman is.

My mom did forget my sister at the library a couple times tho.

Anonymous said...

the mom of 6 wasn't wearing her seatbelt. nice way to set an example

Libbie said...

I really must know what this is from. I NEED to Google this chick and find out what her other two kids' names are. I'm guessing Tipper and Tucker.

drollgirl said...

foo fighters suck, so i'm with mom on this one. har.

bortosaurus said...

Yes, mother, they are Chinese, as are the Wu-Tang Clan.

Anonymous said...

the other names are...Tootie, Turder, Tudor, Toenail, Tammy, Two, Tacky, Telma, Trichinosis, Tuba, Tarken, Troubador, Tunisia, and Tickle.

AKA Fuschia, Teal, Maroon, Eggshell, Salmon, Beige, Off-White, Cornflower, Goldenrod, Mocha, Gingham, Paisley, Aqua, and Clear.

And NO SWITCHING!!

Ebelch said...

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

Anonymous said...

I just watched this again and I'm disgusted even more than before by Nazi-mom. She told them all to sit up straight while sitting on a stool. STOOLS ARE MEANT FOR HUNCHING OVER!!!

Stupid bitch.

Ryan said...

You know, I bet the husband is whipped to the point of being #1.

Leif said...

"I don't like umbrellas!"

Ha. They sure went to a lot of trouble to half-assedly blur "Eddie Bauer" didn't they.

Lee W said...

I think there's a special place in hell for moms like this. They each receive a demon mother to parent them.

After I watched this video with my mom I gave her a big hug and told her thankyou for not being like them

umberella ella ella eh eh eh

Anonymous said...

That goddamn awful mother of 6. I had friends with parents like that, growing up. I hated those awful moms. No wonder those friends ended up becoming burnouts.

J-Dubb said...

I wonder what store that was. I couldn't tell it said "Eddie Bower" because they blurred it out... oh, wait.

Anonymous said...

Foo Fighters was the nick name given to UFOs that air force pilots would see during WW2

also that mother must be mentally ill

Anonymous said...

I think that the other two children's names are probably Track and Tripp...?

Eric said...

Good lord, what is this from?

Assigned colors aside, I would put money down that they shared initials for clothing hand-me-down purposes. Now that those kids are all adults, could you imagine the aggregate therapy costs for the family that all of this inflicted?

Also, one of the kids has a Cardinals hat on, which could very well mean that the sociopath mom is here in St. Louis somewhere, and that's upsetting to me.

sanneh said...

Mom never let me listen to Merzbow in the car. What a bitch.

Gary Esch said...

Is the child on the end in the RED a boy in a dress?

GregM said...

I hope it was, Gary! If that's the case then the kids are probably starting to break away and fuck with her.

Male, female, doesn't matter. She can't tell the difference when the colors get switched.

Ohh... and my verification is bolls. Love it.

Pudding said...

"You don't want a bubble jacket?"

Steve said...

So this is where the writer of the "Human Centipede" got his idea!

Anonymous said...

You're all color coded. Like gang members.