I don't know what's more nightmarish: the dummy, or the fact that the puppet of commercialized music, Justin Bieber, will make more money before his 18th birthday than I ever will in my life. In my LIFE.
fail. If i was on FOD I would vote DIE. Why the hell is THIS on your website? 'Cause the human makes an "oh" face at one point? Dropped the ball on this one.
Wow, wow, wow. Not only does the puppet look a helluva lot like Bieber, but the metaphors! Boxed like a product, served to children, the hand of a future "To Catch a Predator" guest up his butt-- this video sums up the experience of every child victim of the music, film, and TV industry.
I was pretty content with my life up until this point, because I had managed to avoid ever hearing Justin Bieber. Seriously. I only figured out who the hell it was because of the previous comments; I thought it was a girl singing. Oh sweet Jeebus my life feel so empty now.
Also I thought the clown picture on the back wall was going to be the terrifying highlight of the video; I was wrong.
Nothing is funnier than "Can't Stop Punching." I still watch it occasionally when I've had a rough day, or when life prevents me from punching something.
Oh God, that's one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I would not have wanted to be in that room when I was a kid. And that puppet was creepy, too.
Will I be the only one to thank EIT for making the awesome reference to Margaret Cho's infamous "Beaver Fever" joke? Which is so ironic next to this strangely homo-erotic puppet love song. Stay classy, EIT!
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Dude at first I thought it was a Macaulay Culkin puppet.
God Damn its so creepy
LMFAO
Great, you've finally made me listen to that girl's singing.
So happy.
I wish I had my hand up Justin's butt. Forreal. Like in real life.
I don't know what's more nightmarish: the dummy, or the fact that the puppet of commercialized music, Justin Bieber, will make more money before his 18th birthday than I ever will in my life. In my LIFE.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest weapon in the war against terror.
Also, where can I get some of that awesome wall art? It would look great in my three year old's room.
Why is that man inspecting his package in front of children? I can only assume something horrible happened after that because my brain shut down.
So much worse than getting rick rolled.
Hmmm lot of FOD lately...
Those paralyzing dual zoom-ins made me more and more infertile each time. What the hell is wrong with you.
I never knew Trillionaire Ted DeBiase did ventriloquism between his WWF matches....
fail. If i was on FOD I would vote DIE. Why the hell is THIS on your website? 'Cause the human makes an "oh" face at one point? Dropped the ball on this one.
I dunno, I think I preferred the Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop remix of "99 Problems"
Justi Bieber likes knife fighting!
NEW VIDEO!
EIT2: Electric Boogaloo.
Dear GOD! I am in love!
Wow, wow, wow. Not only does the puppet look a helluva lot like Bieber, but the metaphors! Boxed like a product, served to children, the hand of a future "To Catch a Predator" guest up his butt-- this video sums up the experience of every child victim of the music, film, and TV industry.
I wish Casey Anthony dumped this kids body off in that ditch instead of her daughter.
Bieber is definitely the worst thing we've managed to import from Canada. And that includes Beaver sausage.
I was pretty content with my life up until this point, because I had managed to avoid ever hearing Justin Bieber. Seriously. I only figured out who the hell it was because of the previous comments; I thought it was a girl singing. Oh sweet Jeebus my life feel so empty now.
Also I thought the clown picture on the back wall was going to be the terrifying highlight of the video; I was wrong.
This might be THE funniest EIT video EVER. I fucking CRIED from laughing so hard.
funnier than "Can't Stop Punching"?
I actually can't believe how amazing this is. LOVE IT!
Nothing is funnier than "Can't Stop Punching." I still watch it occasionally when I've had a rough day, or when life prevents me from punching something.
Seriously. Why would you ever use your own fist to punch people, when you could simple chop off another person's fist to punch people with?
So I leave for a little bit and this is whats happened to my beloved EIT???
-Commodore's got a fever.
-There's spam on the board.
-Heather's posting twice as hard keeping everyone smiling.
-Lehr and Yonder have gone missing.
I ask you EIT
W.W.J.D?
-what would Jerry do?-
p.s. Speaking of sequels.
I think it's time for "Boring Week 2"
Ah a tale of teeny bopper love, told only as EIT can.
I am now wishing to serve that Beiber puppet for eternity. Color me mesmerized.
Oh God, that's one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I would not have wanted to be in that room when I was a kid. And that puppet was creepy, too.
If this was the actual music video, I'd be a fan.
Will I be the only one to thank EIT for making the awesome reference to Margaret Cho's infamous "Beaver Fever" joke? Which is so ironic next to this strangely homo-erotic puppet love song. Stay classy, EIT!
it looks just like him!
Something keeps bringing me back to this video. I can't get away from it.
Oh and nothing will ever be as funny as Can't Stop Punching. Nothing. Ever.
This is one of the greatest things I've seen in weeks. Thank you EIT!
Hahahaha. I LIKE THIS.
Why is everyone hating on this video!!?? It is AWESOME!!!!!
NOOOO. The video won't play anymore. Did this ever get uploaded to youtube?
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