Tuesday, May 11, 2010

BEEBER FEEBER!


Watch out. It. Is. Spreading.

44 comments :

Monkey Lee said...

Dude at first I thought it was a Macaulay Culkin puppet.

God Damn its so creepy

CREEP STREET™ said...

LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Great, you've finally made me listen to that girl's singing.

Britt said...

So happy.

Anonymous said...

Justin REALLY enjoyed that mans arm up his butt.

Male Pedophile said...

I wish I had my hand up Justin's butt. Forreal. Like in real life.

Fat 'n Boring said...

I don't know what's more nightmarish: the dummy, or the fact that the puppet of commercialized music, Justin Bieber, will make more money before his 18th birthday than I ever will in my life. In my LIFE.

Heather said...

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest weapon in the war against terror.

Heather said...

Also, where can I get some of that awesome wall art? It would look great in my three year old's room.

randomgadget said...

Why is that man inspecting his package in front of children? I can only assume something horrible happened after that because my brain shut down.

So much worse than getting rick rolled.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm lot of FOD lately...

Nicol3 said...

Those paralyzing dual zoom-ins made me more and more infertile each time. What the hell is wrong with you.

Spaf said...

I never knew Trillionaire Ted DeBiase did ventriloquism between his WWF matches....

Nate said...

fail. If i was on FOD I would vote DIE. Why the hell is THIS on your website? 'Cause the human makes an "oh" face at one point? Dropped the ball on this one.

filmscience said...

I dunno, I think I preferred the Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop remix of "99 Problems"

Monkey Lee said...

you are so right. The zoom-ins just made this video horrifying. and they wouldn't stop

Ryan said...

Sweet. Puppet. Love. Also auditory molestation, must scrub that song from my brain before it's too late!

...FUCK!

Cracked.com said...

Justi Bieber likes knife fighting!

J-MAC said...

NEW VIDEO!


EIT2: Electric Boogaloo.

Renee of the Fae said...

Dear GOD! I am in love!

fupu said...

Wow, wow, wow. Not only does the puppet look a helluva lot like Bieber, but the metaphors! Boxed like a product, served to children, the hand of a future "To Catch a Predator" guest up his butt-- this video sums up the experience of every child victim of the music, film, and TV industry.

Yer Blues said...

I wish Casey Anthony dumped this kids body off in that ditch instead of her daughter.

Anonymous said...

Bieber is definitely the worst thing we've managed to import from Canada. And that includes Beaver sausage.

Ravenhallow said...

I was pretty content with my life up until this point, because I had managed to avoid ever hearing Justin Bieber. Seriously. I only figured out who the hell it was because of the previous comments; I thought it was a girl singing. Oh sweet Jeebus my life feel so empty now.

Also I thought the clown picture on the back wall was going to be the terrifying highlight of the video; I was wrong.

Meechree said...

This might be THE funniest EIT video EVER. I fucking CRIED from laughing so hard.

Billy Mays said...

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I'VE GOT THE FUCKING JUPITER JACK
TIRED OF LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING GUIDO DOUCHE WITH A BLUETOOTH IN YOUR EAR
SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING THAT YOU FUCKING TALK TO YOURSELF
WELL SHIT
CALL NOW YOU DIRTY COCKSUCKER
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY IF THEY AREN'T JERKING IT TO TUBE8.COM OR DREAMING ABOUT RAPING THEIR HOT ASS FUCK SLUT OF A SISTER
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW LEST YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED IN THE ASS BY TRAFFIC TICKETS
FUCK THE POLICE!

Monkey Lee said...

funnier than "Can't Stop Punching"?

MakeSomethingDamnit said...

I actually can't believe how amazing this is. LOVE IT!

Heather said...

Nothing is funnier than "Can't Stop Punching." I still watch it occasionally when I've had a rough day, or when life prevents me from punching something.

Monkey Lee said...

Seriously. Why would you ever use your own fist to punch people, when you could simple chop off another person's fist to punch people with?

Destination A Go-Go said...

So I leave for a little bit and this is whats happened to my beloved EIT???

-Commodore's got a fever.
-There's spam on the board.
-Heather's posting twice as hard keeping everyone smiling.
-Lehr and Yonder have gone missing.

I ask you EIT
W.W.J.D?
-what would Jerry do?-

p.s. Speaking of sequels.
I think it's time for "Boring Week 2"

Anonymous said...

Ah a tale of teeny bopper love, told only as EIT can.

TVarmy said...

I love Lady Gaga with no shame, and could probably explain in a 12 page paper why she's awesome.

But even I don't get that fucking Bieber shit.

Anonymous said...

I am now wishing to serve that Beiber puppet for eternity. Color me mesmerized.

J-Dubb said...

Oh God, that's one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I would not have wanted to be in that room when I was a kid. And that puppet was creepy, too.

adam said...

If this was the actual music video, I'd be a fan.

Voracious_Boot said...

Will I be the only one to thank EIT for making the awesome reference to Margaret Cho's infamous "Beaver Fever" joke? Which is so ironic next to this strangely homo-erotic puppet love song. Stay classy, EIT!

Anonymous said...

it looks just like him!

Bronwen said...

Something keeps bringing me back to this video. I can't get away from it.

Bronwen said...

Oh and nothing will ever be as funny as Can't Stop Punching. Nothing. Ever.

Jason said...

This is one of the greatest things I've seen in weeks. Thank you EIT!

chris said...

Hahahaha. I LIKE THIS.

John Zak said...

Why the fuck did i watch that entire thing. There's no way I can fully satisfy anyone ever again.

Anonymous said...

Why is everyone hating on this video!!?? It is AWESOME!!!!!