Tuesday, May 11, 2010

BEEBER FEEBER!


Watch out. It. Is. Spreading.

39 comments :

Unknown said...

Dude at first I thought it was a Macaulay Culkin puppet.

God Damn its so creepy

CREEP STREET™ said...

LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Great, you've finally made me listen to that girl's singing.

Britt said...

So happy.

Male Pedophile said...

I wish I had my hand up Justin's butt. Forreal. Like in real life.

Samantha King said...

I don't know what's more nightmarish: the dummy, or the fact that the puppet of commercialized music, Justin Bieber, will make more money before his 18th birthday than I ever will in my life. In my LIFE.

Heather said...

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest weapon in the war against terror.

Heather said...

Also, where can I get some of that awesome wall art? It would look great in my three year old's room.

randomgadget said...

Why is that man inspecting his package in front of children? I can only assume something horrible happened after that because my brain shut down.

So much worse than getting rick rolled.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm lot of FOD lately...

Nicol3 said...

Those paralyzing dual zoom-ins made me more and more infertile each time. What the hell is wrong with you.

Spaf said...

I never knew Trillionaire Ted DeBiase did ventriloquism between his WWF matches....

Nate said...

fail. If i was on FOD I would vote DIE. Why the hell is THIS on your website? 'Cause the human makes an "oh" face at one point? Dropped the ball on this one.

filmscience said...

I dunno, I think I preferred the Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop remix of "99 Problems"

Cracked.com said...

Justi Bieber likes knife fighting!

Anonymous said...

NEW VIDEO!


EIT2: Electric Boogaloo.

Renee of the Fae said...

Dear GOD! I am in love!

fupu said...

Wow, wow, wow. Not only does the puppet look a helluva lot like Bieber, but the metaphors! Boxed like a product, served to children, the hand of a future "To Catch a Predator" guest up his butt-- this video sums up the experience of every child victim of the music, film, and TV industry.

Yer Blues said...

I wish Casey Anthony dumped this kids body off in that ditch instead of her daughter.

Anonymous said...

Bieber is definitely the worst thing we've managed to import from Canada. And that includes Beaver sausage.

Ravenhallow said...

I was pretty content with my life up until this point, because I had managed to avoid ever hearing Justin Bieber. Seriously. I only figured out who the hell it was because of the previous comments; I thought it was a girl singing. Oh sweet Jeebus my life feel so empty now.

Also I thought the clown picture on the back wall was going to be the terrifying highlight of the video; I was wrong.

Meechree said...

This might be THE funniest EIT video EVER. I fucking CRIED from laughing so hard.

Unknown said...

funnier than "Can't Stop Punching"?

MakeSomethingDamnit said...

I actually can't believe how amazing this is. LOVE IT!

Heather said...

Nothing is funnier than "Can't Stop Punching." I still watch it occasionally when I've had a rough day, or when life prevents me from punching something.

Unknown said...

Seriously. Why would you ever use your own fist to punch people, when you could simple chop off another person's fist to punch people with?

Destination A Go-Go said...

So I leave for a little bit and this is whats happened to my beloved EIT???

-Commodore's got a fever.
-There's spam on the board.
-Heather's posting twice as hard keeping everyone smiling.
-Lehr and Yonder have gone missing.

I ask you EIT
W.W.J.D?
-what would Jerry do?-

p.s. Speaking of sequels.
I think it's time for "Boring Week 2"

Anonymous said...

Ah a tale of teeny bopper love, told only as EIT can.

Anonymous said...

I am now wishing to serve that Beiber puppet for eternity. Color me mesmerized.

J-Dubb said...

Oh God, that's one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I would not have wanted to be in that room when I was a kid. And that puppet was creepy, too.

Unknown said...

If this was the actual music video, I'd be a fan.

Voracious_Boot said...

Will I be the only one to thank EIT for making the awesome reference to Margaret Cho's infamous "Beaver Fever" joke? Which is so ironic next to this strangely homo-erotic puppet love song. Stay classy, EIT!

Anonymous said...

it looks just like him!

Bronwen said...

Something keeps bringing me back to this video. I can't get away from it.

Bronwen said...

Oh and nothing will ever be as funny as Can't Stop Punching. Nothing. Ever.

Anonymous said...

This is one of the greatest things I've seen in weeks. Thank you EIT!

Unknown said...

Hahahaha. I LIKE THIS.

Anonymous said...

Why is everyone hating on this video!!?? It is AWESOME!!!!!

Anonymous said...

NOOOO. The video won't play anymore. Did this ever get uploaded to youtube?