THE LITTLE KIDS DYNAMITE ALL-STAR BAND

Sing along!

JACK IN, JACK OFF (NSFMW)

Sexy lady girls on your computer box machine!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. You can see more here!

THE FUTURE MAP OF THE UNITED STATES

Cartographers ain't what they used to be.

MASS WITH AN ANGEL!

3 MINUTE TERMINAL EXPOSURE

DON'T EVER MISS EIT! LIVE! AGAIN!

My god, we are so awesome.

ROCKIN THA ROLLER RINK!

"MIAMI CONNECTION" 25TH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING IN CHICAGO!

Chicagoans! We have joined forces with Drafthouse Films to present two midnight screenings of lost '80s thunder-rager Miami Connection at the Music Box Theater in Chicago on Sept 28th and 29th. This past August, we hosted a raucous screening of this ultimate achievement in Taekwondo anti-sanity at our third annual Everything is Festival, which reduced the walls of LA's The Cinefamily to rubble! Join in for what will very likely be one of the greatest/unforgettable nights of your life and witness what even Entertainment Weekly calls their "new cult movie obsession." Facebook event page for these screenings can be found here.

ONLY 93 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE APOCALYPSE!

KIDZ NEEDZ DOGZ!

TODD BRIDGES "SUMMER DANCING"

BARBARIAN APPAREL

TRAXX! TOMORROW WITH SHADOE STEVENS IN PERSON!

His voice oozes sex — his hair is like a golden waterfall. When there’s no one left to clean up the scum — you gotta call Traxx! Broadcasting legend Shadoe Stevens’ (Hollywood Squares, “America’s Top 40″, SoCal’s mythical “Federated Group” commercials) foray into feature film action stardom is equal parts cop movie, spoof, buddy comedy and completely inexplicable Video Nights fodder. After battling his way through El Salvador, the Middle East and Nicaragua, ex-mercenary Traxx retires to a life of baking gourmet cookies — but, strapped for cash, heads to a crime-infested Texas burb to punch pimps, blow up brothels, and mash maniac mobsters for pay. Sure, he may go a tad overboard (slaughtering the entire red light district, hanging corpses upside-down from street lamps, etc.) but the slapstickiness of it all makesTraxx as light as whipped shortbread. Shadoe shows he’s much more than a face for radio — and an onslaught of zingers, Raimi-esque gonzo physical comedy and seriously buzzonkers action makes Traxx truly unique viewing. We do know that if you were to take a drink of water every time Traxx shoots a bad guy, you would drown halfway through the film. Schedule permitting, Shadoe Stevens will be here to introduce the film!

Get tickets HERE!

NEGAHOLICS ANONYMOUS

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. You can see more here!

IT'S NOT GAY (BUT IT TOTALLY IS)

And now that you're straight, enjoy some wholesome heterosexual entertainment:  

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. You can see more here!

AN ASTROLOGY CAROL 4 EVERYONE!

Unfortunately Harvey Sid Fisher doesn't like that we like his videos his videos as much as we do. As per Mr. Fisher's wishes, I took them down. So now Ghoul Skool's mom won't get sued. Anywho, here's a pretty awesome sampler of the astrology jamz!



If you wish to buy the VHS tape of all 12 songs in their entirety, go here! And just in case you were so upset that we had to take these down, that you were going to start underage smoking...

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC III

INTRODUCING DR. ALEXANDER NECKYFAROW

SYBIL DANNING'S 2 MINUTE VIDEO ADVENTURE: RUSH

With my .38 Specials and your extra long barrel, we'll teach those wimps the real meaning of the words, " Lets Party! "

INTRODUCING DR. RJ DIO

CYNTHIA ROTHROCK IS AWESOME!

EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

Kill Crazy edition.

Thanks to WrongMan for the music consultation!

And now, an excerpt from the 2011 feature length film, The President Goes To Heaven !:

THE NATURE OF THE BEAST

Courtesy of the Lost & Found Collection.

HOT NEW STYLES, SAME OLD FACE

So many terrible choices!


Previously...

O.J. MAGIC

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2012 RECAP PART 3

There can't be a champion without a challenger and this year, the honor of falling just short of the Ultimate Prize and being haunted by the failure for years to come belongs to the Sadist. Let's give him a hand.