YOU GOTTA FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW!

All Dogs Go On Tour! keeps on trucking tonight in Iowa City at Public Space One at 8 PM!

SUPER NIGHT AT THE SUPER BOWL

Stop on by if you like shooting laughter out of youth mouth! Minneapolis! We are playing the Riverview Theater tonigbt at 9pm! Details at http://www.riverviewtheater.com/

SEX IS GOLDIE

At some point between 'Swing Shift' and 'Overboard' Goldie Hawn met Kurt Russell and made this little gem. I'm still not sure why she's laughing or why Barry Manilow is there. Non the less I thank them both.

PAUL REISER'S HOLLYWOOD ADVENTURE

...stretches the definition of 'adventure' to the limits!



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

THAT MONKEY'S A CREEP

"All Dogs Go On Tour" starts today in Chicago at Lincoln Hall! Get yer tickets here before it's too late!

TEEN FUN!

If you teens want some real teen fun, EIT!'s awesome new DVD and live show is dropping mother-barking tomorrow! Check out Turbo, AKA Radical, Laying down some killer tracks for Friday's Lincoln Hall show in Chicago!

HELP US HELP JERRYS

Hey gang, let's get serious for a second. There's an issue affecting this planet which has been ignored by the totally lamestream media, and we can stay silent no more.



Don't forget to bring your saved Jerrys to your local stop on All Dogs Go On Tour!

AND THE AWARD FOR BEST PICTURE GOES TO...

You do realize that "All Dogs Go on Tour" this Friday at Lincoln Hall in Chicago, don't you? Order your tickets! Invite your friends!



The DVD of DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! is unleashed this Friday as well! Pre-order today!

3 MINUTE CALIFORNIA CASANOVA

Our third DVD, DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!, pre-sales are for sale now! Be the first on your block to own this instant klassic! Joe Leydon (NBC-TV) calls it "A Smart, Sexy Comedy!" And while your buying stuff, buy some tickets for our upcoming shows in your town! Tickets are available today for Chicago, Denver, Vancouver, San Francisco, LA, Tucson, Tampa, Brooklyn, Boston, Cleveland, and Memphis! More 2 come! Oh boy, the tail is waggin!

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE ALPHABET OF STRIKING

The only alphabet you'll ever need!



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

3-MINUTE ALIENATOR!

It's like Star Wars meets Predator but with more sound effects. Alienator is what happens when Jan-Michael Vincent, Fred Olen Ray & the beautiful Teagan get together for a weekend of (presumably) PCP-fueled film-making.

DOWN WITH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

Only 8 more days until the beginning of the end of your self-completing! 1/27/12! DW!PW! DVDs go on sale and EIT! comes to your town! Buy yer tickets! Tell yer friends! Put yer dog friends in the kennel! Go! Go! RRRRRRUUUUUUFFFFF!


Courtesy of the Rich Juzwiak Collection. See more at FourFour.

BEFORE THE INTERNET THERE WAS...

DINAH SHORE SEX TALK

REWIND THIS

Check it out! Somebody cornered us in a broom closet and asked us about VHS!

GOOD GRACIOUS BODACIOUS

Apparently, Bodacious is like the Gravedigger of bull-riding.
For full effect I recommend playing this with the volume turned up.



Tickets just went on sale for our February 4th Denver show! BUY! BUY! BUY!

A GROOVY METAPHOR FOR NONSENSE

From the movie "Logashu"



Special thanks to Odd Obsession. Tickets are on sale now for EIT! in San Francisco! 2/17/12!

MOVE OVER, GARBAGE DAY GUY

We've been sitting on this one for a while, but its power can be contained no more. Behold the graduates from the Burt Reynolds Playhouse - Florida branch!



Thanks to Brendan D. Light and the staff at the Unicorn Cafe for giving us this gem.

3 MINUTE DEADLY PURSUIT!

Every so often there comes a movie so terrible, it is difficult to encapsulate into a three minute format, Deadly Pursuit delivers.

DOG DAYS OF WINTER!

January 27th, 2012... Everything Is Terrible! unleashed.

1/27 - Chicago, IL @ Lincoln Hall (BUY NOW!)
1/28 - Madison, WI @ Project Lodge
1/29 - Milwaukee, WI @ River West Public House
1/30 - Minneapolis, MN @ Riverview Theater
1/31 - Iowa City, IA @ Public Space One
2/1 - St. Louis, MO @ Floating Laboratories Gallery
2/2 - Columbia, MO @ RagTag Cinema
2/3 - Wichita, KS @ Murdock theater
2/4 - Denver, CO @ Denver FilmCenter/Colfax (BUY NOW)
2/7 - Boise, ID @ Neurolux
2/8 - Missoula, MT @ Zoo City Apparel
2/9 - Spokane, WA @ Magic Lantern
2/10 - Seattle, WA @ Central Cinema
2/11 - Vancouver, BC @ Biltmore Cabaret (BUY NOW!)
2/12 - Bellingham, WA @ Pickford Film Center
2/13 - Portland, OR @ Hollywood Theatre
2/15 - Sacramento, CA @ Bows & Arrows (1815 19th St)
2/16 - Oakland, CA @ Starline Social Club (2232 Martin Luther King Jr. Way)
2/17 - San Francisco, CA @ Roxie Theater (BUY NOW!)
2/18 - Los Angeles, CA @ Cinefamily (BUY NOW!)
2/19 - Irvine, CA @ UCI (Acrobatics Everyday)
2/21 - San Diego, CA @ Che Cafe
2/23 - Phoenix, AZ @ Filmbar
2/24 - Tucson, AZ @ The Loft
2/25 - Albuquerque, NM @ The Guild
2/27 - Austin, TX @ The Alamo Ritz
2/28 - Austin, TX @ The Alamo Village
2/29 - Denton, TX @ Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios
3/1 - Dallas, TX @ The Texas Theatre
3/2 - Houston, TX @ Super Happy Fun Land
3/3 - New Orleans, LA @ Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
3/4 - Mobile, AL @ Crescent Theater
3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ The Fridge (516 ½ 8th St SE)
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space 538
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Garfield Art Works
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ TBD (Hot Lava)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop

EVERYONE HATES DANNY

DANCE IT AWAY WITH DOCTOR A

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

MEET THE ODDS N' FRIENDS!

WARNING! THIS VIDEO CONTAINS CONTENT NOT FROM A VHS TAPE! BEWARE OF NFF TAG! The Taste of Sadness was performed live at the most recent Odds N' Friends Dance Video Puppet Jam at the Hungry Brain in Chicago. Thanks to everybody who came out and kept the puppets weird.

FLOWBEES & ENCOURAGERS

We missed these two from Rich Juzwiak of fourfour last year, but luckily they still resonate with today's modern audience. Enjoy!

R.I.P. 2011: GHOUL SKOOL

This is NSFMW (though you shouldn't be watching videos at work anyway, knucklehead).