Tuesday, February 01, 2011

EVEN BEARS WORK FOR THE LORD!

Another violent, confusing morality tale from Chester & co!

21 comments :

Anonymous said...

David Liebe Hart, preTim and Eric.

Torin Golding said...

Hey! It's my favorite story from the Old Testament. "...as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, baldy; go up, baldy. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and mauled the 42 children." (2 Kings 2:23-24)

Yahweh is a cruel despot of a god, but I agree this should probably be standard punishment for anyone who makes fun of a thinning hairline.

Mitch said...

I imagine this guy talks to his puppets when he is alone at night

Anonymous said...

When the Rapture comes, do the puppets go too?

Igwell said...

That poor retarded gentleman.

Anonymous said...

That's my favorite Simon and Garfunkel track at the end of the video.

Anonymous said...

J.R.: YOU ARE TOO FUNNY

I think this might be the most beautiful video I've seen from E.I.T yet.

Destination A Go-Go said...

That...

..is a sassy baby.
:)

Anonymous said...

What are they saying to Ezekiel? "Go up old forehead!"?

Anonymous said...

The ability to summon bears is one of the lesser-known powers Jews have.

django747 said...

Damn, David Liebe Hart was quite portly in his earlier years.

FITZSIMMONS said...

Where can i get an MP3 of that song at the end. EIT hook me up! (I'm not kidding)

Future Schlock said...

Fitsimmons-

Email us at whatsupEIT@gmail.com and I'll hook it up.

Ravenhallow said...

@Torin- YES! It's my favourite too. Soon as I heard "bald-head" I knew it would be this story, and there was much rejoicing and jubilation.

Man, what a dick move. Love it!

Anonymous said...

Is that puppet wearing a She Bear sweater?

Jeyl said...

"I'm not fat. Now you apologize!"

And to think he thought beating people to death for lying was justified.

Also, "Fat, fat. No longer Ed." I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

I thought summoning bears to smite his foes was a power usually attributed to Oden? Or maybe I just made the up because I wish it was true.

Anonymous said...

I love the she-bear's deep, deep voice.

bananaflavor said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WAph1tERbA

a go on up you baldhead song seems appropriate in response

Anonymous said...

Isn't that one of Liebe Hart's dolls?

Anonymous said...

2nd kings was my fav book because of this passage.