Tuesday, February 22, 2011

CREATE BEAUTIFUL HAIR!

38 comments :

Torin Golding said...

Don't you mean "Chreate Beautiful Hair"???

Mr. Darby said...

It's The Ghetto Cindy Lou Who!

All of CHREE''s models must remain naked, for nothing can compete with her supreme hair designs!

Anonymous said...

I'd make fun of the narrator's speech impediment, but for all I know it could be a symptom of something more serious. So I got nothing.

Anonymous said...

Thank jebus this wasn't another jebus clip!

Anonymous said...

@1st anon
Shatner syndrome? Oh dear...

voraciousboot said...

That voice, that attitude: ladies & gents, I think we've found (of "Know the Game" fame) John Patrick's one & only. Or mortal enemy. Could go either way.

ThefilmBug said...

Looks like spaghetti on that womans head.

FITZSIMMONS said...

@ third Anon. I Love the Jesus/christian videos, I laugh so hard at every one!

and in response to this video. WORST FUCKING HAIR I HAVE EVER SEEN. I would burst out laughing if a say anyone wearing hair like that in public.

Anonymous said...

The hair just kept getting worse and worse. From natural, to a new wave wig, to some sort of bulging monstrosity with bejeweling. Black is beautiful; blonde souffle on your head is not.

Anonymous said...

She talks likke a female Dolimite.

Creme supreme is my name, and fucking up moterfuckers is my aim.

airplane said...

Jesus Christ its the haircut from the 1993 family reunion.

Anonymous said...

"Patterin"

It's not a speech impediment. It's pretty common for *cough* people to say words differently in order to sound more sophisticated and intelligent. Unfortunately they many times just come of sounding uneducated.

Notice she said "preesentation" even though no one except perhaps your occasional yuppie douche canoe would say that here in the states.

Harry Shamansky said...

WELL THANKS. Now I know to utilize a patterin next time I try to do the chreme suphreme.

Ravenhallow said...

She could just be a Reptilian trying to imitate our speech patterns and failing gloriously...

Derek Evan Barber said...

Am I the only one who's never heard of "patterin"?

Anonymous said...

Utilize the heat of the blow dryer, I said UTILIZE THE HEAT OF THE BLOW DRYER!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Warm heat, as opposed to the cool variety.

Anonymous said...

The narrator is number four on my "list of people what I would want to narrate my life if my life had a narrator".

Anonymous said...

shawna looks like she could cut a bitch if she had to.

Anonymous said...

Black people love rhyme. Dr. Seuss was actually an African-American lady hair dresser.

Anonymous said...

Also, that hair is freakin' horrible. Black people have gorgeous hair. Why would you fuck it up by making it look like a white lady's hair from Kansas circa 1992?

Plus I wonder whether you can sleep on Chreme Supreme or if you just have to go through the ordeal of re-b'dazzling it for two hours every morning. Ugh.

Anonymous said...

I had flashbacks of my mom yelling at me when I was a kid: "Get your damn hair outta your eyes!! And where in the hell did you get a rhinestone to hang off your bangs?!"

Anonymous said...

I need a blow dryer.

Sillanpään said...

"... an absolute dream of an hair design"

Ask the Cool Cookie said...

"Aye-gain, use the heat of the drier to pre-VENT that boxie look."

MrsBonBon said...

Everything about this was foreign and terrifying to me.

Pudding said...

OPRAH'S HALF-SISTER'S VOICE MAKES ME WANT TO KILL.

Dr said...

This is what happens when you hand your narrator a script with no punctuation. She had to make her own.

Either that, or they couldn't afford a real narrator, and so they just chopped up some audio from some random speech and pasted it together for this.

D.R. said...

What is a patterin?

Vindicut said...

LOL @ 0:44 Taaales from the Crypt!

skeewhiff said...

Bitch betta utilize!

Anonymous said...

That's one cheap-ass weave. Where did you get that, Weaves For Less? Looks like it belongs in a TLC video.

Anonymous said...

Please re-post this video! I miss it....

Anonymous said...

Yes! Please repost this video, my life is no longer complete.

Anonymous said...

For the love of god, you must find this video and give it to us again!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, get this back online please!! This holds a special place in my heart.

Anonymous said...

I miss this clip so so much. I hope it is found again somewhere in the depths of the Internet.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gejlO1SgaQ