Friday, February 04, 2011

THE SUPER BOWL OF LIFE!

Catchphrases are life's greatest motivators.



And for those of you that have forgotten everything about football from the Super Bowl last year, Burt Reynolds will get you up to speed.

21 comments :

J.R. Herbaugh said...

Burt Reynolds makes it all better.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if they went all the way?

Anonymous said...

Very surprised Jerry Maguire is not a tag at the bottom of today's post. tsk tsk.

Samalamadingdong said...

Looks like this fellow with a gold watch on either hand could donate some Jerries to the cause...

Anonymous said...

his closing chant is in 5/4 time! IN LOVE

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the first guy was taken out of context...but I hate him sooo much!

PISSEDOFFPETIE said...

OMG that first guy PISSED me off. Man, i was all in a good mood then he had to go and PISS ME OFF. MAN I'M SO PISSED!!!!

Matt Janssen said...

DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!

John said...

When he goes into baby speak it makes me cry for my long lost preacher, Robert Tilton.

What a hack.

Anonymous said...

Coincidentally, repeatedly screaming "We will go ALL THE WAY!" is how I get most of my dates to have sex with me.

ThefilmBug said...

This asshole has his name as a registered trademark!
http://www.jodyvictor.com/

Ravenhallow said...

I don't know why, but I spent most of the first video thinking he was a Christian speaker. He has a really punchable face.

Anonymous said...

The motivational speaker owes Jerry Lewis some royalties.

Dragon Sound said...

I can't wait to see who plays in this year's Super Bowl of Life! It was a great game, though. Incoherent babble made a strong comeback, but the one-two punch of "Show me the money!" and "We will go ALL. THE. WAY." was just on fire from the beginning.

Anonymous said...

I see the evangelicals are performing live exorcisms these days.

e.f. bartlam said...

Burt Reynolds played for F$U...what would he know about football?

Jesse said...

You know when you say a word over and over and it loses all sense of meaning? I totally got that from the motivational speaker. Dude is Ab-stract.

Anonymous - good call on the 5/4 time!

[word verification: testyphy] (???)

Blue said...

You know that Simpsons episode where Sideshow Bob steps on a bunch of rakes, and it goes from being kind of funny to not funny at all to inexplicably hysterical?
A similar transformation was happening during "Show me the money!"

Yor, the Hunter From The Future said...

Ok...Did they go all the way or just a little way or what?

Pudding said...

Take it from me, watching that first one high is TERRIFYING.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see Frank Calliendo was able to find work at such a young age.